Strip off in Germany!

[DMB]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/travel/destinations/germany/article6016553.ece

Even before the hotel opens strict house rules have been published, among them the stipulations that all guests must be naked at all times, and all must put towels on chairs and loungers before using them. Lest anyone get the wrong idea, it is also made clear that there is to be strictly no sexual harassment of fellow guests and no smutty behaviour in communal areas. Those who disobey will have to put on the ultimate badge of nudist dishonour — clothing — and leave...

...The German FKK association (DFK), which celebrates its 60th anniversary this year, has about 160 affiliated clubs with 45,000 members as well as a youth section. In contrast to neighbouring Switzerland, where the authorities have announced plans to fine the “objectionable behaviour” of nude hikers, two villages in the central German Harz mountain range are planning special walking routes for nude ramblers.

[Matty]

heh one of our more out of the way local beaches was a nuddy one and when we were 14 or so we all thought it would be awesome to take the stroll over there one day to check out the gaggles of lithe oiled up young honeys that simply MUST be hanging out there waiting for us to show up.

Of course we got there get there and found out your average nude sunbather is (a) wrinklier than an elephants scrotum (b) at least 75% chance of being male and (c) if not male then one of the dinner ladies from school. That horrible one with the wart that shouts all the time.

I think its safe to say that licentious behaviour was not at the forefront of most minds the rest of that day.

Public safety warning. Its also rather easy to leave a few hairs stuck uncomfortably to the wax of your board if you try surfing nude for a bet. Bear/Bare that in mind.

[Christina]

We have nude beaches all over and they have different kinds of people. There is one right off the cliffs downtown and most of the people are younger and fairly attractive. There is another that you have to pay to get into and it's very family-oriented, and another that sounds like what you describe, Matty. Most of the coast is deserted beaches where you can do whatever you want.

[Eudaimonist]

Nude beaches are very educational... about the variety of body types that actually exist!


eudaimonia,

Mark

[Berthold]

Anything those Germans do, they do it properly. ;)