A game of blankety blank, anyone

[David B]

From the ISAHAC stable of games, a well known saying is presented to the players, but with one (or more) words substituted with the work 'blank'.

Players have to fill in the missing word, bearing in mind that there is negative kudos for the right answer, but kudos given for an amusing answer.

In this version if you give an answer, you can provide a question, so as the game goes on there will be more and more questions out there, and the game can continue until everyone loses track or tires of it.

To start - 'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a blank.'

David

[Goldie]

'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an expensive whore.'

Is that how it's played?

[David B]

Yup:)

[Lisa0315]

I want to play. Who goes next?

[David B]

I want to play. Who goes next?

Goldie is the only one entitled to go at the moment. However a reply to mine, or to Goldie's when it comes, or any others which come afterwards(except any of your own).

Any reply allows you to set one.

David

[Goldie]

Why do the blank go on singing?

[David B]

Why do the Osmonds keep on singing?

This next one, I'm afraid, is not original.

Blank blank and blank blank and blank blank and blankblank
Blank blank and blank blank and blank blank and blankblank
Blank blank and blank blank all tied up with strings
These are a few of my favourite things

David

[Coleslaw]

Raindrops on tax forms and mustard on kittens,
Gunshots and jello shots and holes in my mittens,
Personal body parts all tied up with strings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Blessed are the blank, for they shall be called the sons of God.

[Mediancat]

Blessed are the Elvis impersonators, for they shall be called the sons of God.

"The only thing we have to fear is blank."

Rob

[Ronin]

"The only thing we have to fear is the axis of evil, terrorists, the axis of evil, socialism, Marxism, terrorists, Communism, the French, terrorists, liberals, Democrats, hippies, taxes, earmarks, atheists, poor people, drugs, poor people on drugs, terrorists, single atheist liberal communist pregnant poor people on drugs taking our taxes to pay for french Marxist hippie terrorist media conglomerates because freedom isn't free, whatever Rush tells us, etc."

"For those about to rock, we blank you."

[Coleslaw]

For those about to rock, we have earplugs for you.

"Untold want, by life and land not granted,
Now blank depart to blank and blank."

[Garrett]

The untold want, by life and land ne’er granted,
Now, Voyager, sail thou forth, to keep our funding and jobs.

I love blank and blank.

[sohy]

I love slow jams and sex.

For God so blanked the world, that he gave his only blank blank.


I told you I was raised in a fundy home.

[Oolon Colluphid]

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only spare condom.


Jesus is the blank of the world.

[Coleslaw]

Jesus is the Woodman of the World.

Blank, blank and blank are three great physicians

[Barefoot Bree]

Winken, Blinken and Nod are the three great physicians.

I told you, I don't care what they do, as long as they don't blank the blank.

[PostMortem]

I told you, I don't care what they do, as long as they don't manually dis-impact the wildebeest.

- We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect blank, establish blank, insure domestic blank, provide for the common blank, promote the general blank, and secure the blank of blank to ourselves and our blank, do blank and blank this Constitution for the United States of America.

[Mageth]

"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect socieity, establish control, insure domestic obedience, provide for the common wealthy man, promote the general security of our property, and secure the transfer of wealth to ourselves and our spoiled children, do take command and control of this Constitution for the United States of America. "


For want of a BLANK the BLANK was lost.
For want of a BLANK the BLANK was lost.
For want of a BLANK the BLANK was lost.
For want of a BLANK the BLANK was lost.
For want of a BLANK the BLANK was lost.
And all for the want of a BLANK.

[Barefoot Bree]

For want of a pencil, the thought was lost.
For want of the thought, the letter was lost.
For want of the letter, the address was lost.
For want of the address, the contact was lost.
For want of the contact, the friend was lost.
And all for the want of a pencil.


Blank and blank wait for no man.

[Coleslaw]

Women and girls wait for no man.

Whose blank these are I think I blank.