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miss djax
29 Apr 2009, 04:52 PM
he's offered 1k a second for hannity's offer to be waterboarded for charity

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090429/ap_on_en_tv/us_tv_hannity_s_torture
DMB
29 Apr 2009, 05:13 PM
Will Hannity find a way to duck out?
Ray Moscow
29 Apr 2009, 05:18 PM
How much can we pledge to rip out each of Hannity's fingernails? For charity, of course.

How about for each "insult slap"? (Administered by a professional boxer)
Coragyps
29 Apr 2009, 05:24 PM
He needs to be the guard in charge of some nude sleep deprivation on Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh. With no sunglasses allowed.

Talk about "cruel and unusual!"
BioBeing
29 Apr 2009, 05:25 PM
Maybe we can pay to have him stand, naked, in a cell for days without sleep while big dogs bark and growl at him too. For charity, of course. And only until he admits that Fox News is full of shit.
Mung Dynasty
30 Apr 2009, 12:20 AM
With a bit of luck he'll agree to do it and drown. That would be a bonus.
Notta
01 May 2009, 12:43 AM
Hannity should do it on pay-per-view and donate the proceeds to Rush Limbaugh's gastric bypass surgery -- or jaw-wiring surgery.:evil:
rlogan
01 May 2009, 03:12 PM
My understanding is that he has ducked the offer.

And unless it is accompanied by all of the other elements - sleep deprication, beating, stress positions, etc - it wouldn't be the same.

Getting up to eggs benedict, a chauffer in a limo, silk suit, and knowing it will be over in seconds with a steak dinner at the end is just not going to cut it.
Ray Moscow
01 May 2009, 03:17 PM
My understanding is that he has ducked the offer.

And unless it is accompanied by all of the other elements - sleep deprication, beating, stress positions, etc - it wouldn't be the same.

Getting up to eggs benedict, a chauffer in a limo, silk suit, and knowing it will be over in seconds with a steak dinner at the end is just not going to cut it.

According to Hitchens, it's pretty terrible even if you know it's "safe".

But yeah, they need to run it on him 183 times in a month just so he gets the full effect.
Daisy
05 May 2009, 01:05 AM
Don't forget the chemical stick up the bum - hazing. Oh, and the forced feeding, always a winner.
LoneWolf
09 May 2009, 03:59 AM
And unless it is accompanied by all of the other elements - sleep deprication, beating, stress positions, etc - it wouldn't be the same.


You're right. But trust me, having been waterboarded myself, it would still be a sweet, sweet thing to see him go through it. :D