David Carradine Jokes!

[Free in Freeport]

Yes I know, it's too soon...

Q: What is David Carradine's favorite game?
A: Hangman

Q: Why did David Carradine have a porno in his car?
A: Because it was Auto-Erotic

Q: Is it true that David Carradine is hung like an elephant?
A: No, they don't hang elephants in Thailand.

Q: What do David Carradine and John Holmes have in common?
A: They are both well hung.

Q: Why was David Carradine bad at playing sports?
A: He always choked.

Q: What's the difference between David Carradine and Heath Ledger?
A: Nothing, now.

Q: What is David Carradine's favorite Chinese food dish?
A: Egg foo hung myself.

Q: Why didn't David Carradine cross the road?
A: Because he hung himself last night.

Q: What do David Carradine's neck and penis have in common?
A: A rope.

Q: What's David Carradine's favorite song?
A: One night in Bangkok.
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[Daynna]

OMG TOO SOON! :D

[Free in Freeport]

Oh come on, y'all know you love these!

[Garrett]

Just the thread title made me start laughing.

[LoneWolf]

Q: What do David Carradine's neck and penis have in common?
A: A rope.


Oh god. I nearly choked myself laughing at that one.

I'm so glad there isn't a Hell, for I would surely roast.

[LoneWolf]

Just the thread title made me start laughing.

The dark side was too strong for you wasn't it? ;)

[Free in Freeport]

No no no! The name of the city is Bangkok, not Hangkok!

[dancer_rnb]

He probably banged his cock, and then fell........

[Free in Freeport]

I see David Carradine has finally mastered the five finger death wank... He learned the art from 'Master' Bates!


Many people embarrass their family by coming out of the closet.

David Carradine embarrassed his trying to come in it.


While working as a pest control agent in Thailand I was asked to a hotel to remove a dead grasshopper hanging from a door in the hotel room.When I went in there you`ll never guess what......


Someone at CNN has a sense of humour.

In their story about the death of David Carradine, two of his films they mentioned were "The Long Goodbye" and "Bound for Glory".


Confucius says

Man who hang himself in Bangkok hotel room

Trying to kill bill, by not paying it.


David Carradine was doing tai chi on the beach when he stepped on a lamp. He gave it a rub and out came a genie. She declares "You can have three wishes!"

David thought and said "well first of all, I wanna make a new movie, something really good, so people will stop bitching about my age." Poof, the genie declares the contract's in the post. He thinks some more and declares "I want a holiday, somewhere nice with cheap sex." Boof, he's in Thailand.

The genie gets all pissed coz he hasn't wished for anything interesting yet and says "these wishes are kinda standard, and nothing you couldn't achieve on your own, isn't there anything else you want that only I could help with?"

"Hmm... well, alright - I wanna be hung like a black man."

[Jobar]

^
That last one doesn't work- after all, he wasn't found hanging from a tree outside some hick town in Alabama. ;)

[Hevvin Machine]

^
That last one doesn't work- after all, he wasn't found hanging from a tree outside some hick town in Alabama. ;)
You atheists can be annoyingly literal.
Hev

[frazier]

Hey, did you hear that Elton John wrote a song for Carradine's funeral?

- Candle in the Closet

[Matty]

Best version of that song was the one he did for the death of Mother Teresa, " Sandals in the Bin"


Whats the difference between David Carradine and Princess Diana.
Diana forgot to fasten her belt before she died.



Lol @ The Long Goodbye, and Road to Glory.


According to news reports David Carradine was found with a rope "tied around his penis and another rope around his neck."
How was he planning to commit suicide? Toss himself off the balcony?
RIP David Carradine.
Started out Kwai Chang Cain.
Ended up Die Wan King.

To the family of David Carrandine: You hang in there.

and the bar loweringest, ffs, head shake joke award on all of Sickipedia goes to.

What does David Carradine and my boxers have in common?
They both lie rotting in the closet after they've been covered in cum.