anyone for a one line story?

[miss djax]

each poster adds one line, sort of like the dadaist exquisite corpses, only you can read the previous posts ;)


once upon a time there was a squirrel

[Faerie]

who lived in a delightful little wood on the edge of a big lake

[Valheru]

close to a munitions factory where they built the next generation of orbital laser weapons. One day, the commander in chief noticed

[Faerie]

A puddle of luminiscent liquid on the surface of the lake

[Valheru]

and asked himself, "What the fuck? I never knew there was a lake here!". He instructed his subordinates to

[Free in Freeport]

view all of the survelliance videos immediately, unaware that he had been filmed two weeks ago when

[Valheru]

he had been in the company of a woman, known only as "Monica", performing

[Faerie]

a rendition of the Rocky Horror Picture Show in the cafeteria, which he felt at the time

[Valheru]

would make good drill excercises for his fat and lazy troops. All of a sudden,

[dancer_rnb]

portals opened and

[Anne]

his ex wife and her new boyfriend, a glitterboy, both stepped out. She said:

(glitterboy:
http://games.sub-standard.com/Motivational%20Posters/Shadowrun-rifts-Btech/Rifts-glitterboy.jpg

http://www.geekconclave.com/rpg-Motivational/Glitterboy.jpg)

[Jobar]

"Oooo, look, a cute little squirrel!", pointing at it as it headed right for them.

[miss djax]

unbeknowst to them, the squirrel had previously

[Bright Life]

been dangerously exosed directly to the luminiscent liquid on the surface of the lake. As it came closer

[Jobar]

it snarled at them, showing big, sharp, pointy teeth.

[Anne]

There was spinach stuck to its teeth.

[Valheru]

Which set off biohazard warnings all over the munitions factory, and

[BigEvil]

alerted many of the elite troops of the British Dental Association. Due to

[Valheru]

recent solar flare activity, however, the

[miss djax]

munitions factory had an electronics malfunction, which caused the workers to all be sent home early. then, as if by magic

[BWE]

tiny, almost microscopic butterflies began to pour through unguarded door where

[BigEvil]

together they caused a malfunction in the biohazard warning system. This unfortunate occurrance

[Laton]

unlocked the underground containment vault. What emerged was

[BWE]

so horrible that in the days when we are but a vague idea, known only by our potsherds, archaeologists will speculate on the race that unleashed the

[Bright Life]

horrific, expanding, artificial snot-bomb upon

[BigEvil]

a horde of british dentists, a cute squirrel, and a somewhat

[Jobar]

confused glitterboy.

[Jobar]

Chapter 2.

[Hevvin Machine]

In less than an orbit we agreed, "Less gallium, glitter, and glucose, more pheromones, phosphorus, and photons!", so we killed

[Valheru]

hordes of secular religionist nazi lesbian eskimos, in the hope that

[BigEvil]

our children and our children's children would have the chance to

[Valheru]

have all the gallium, glitter and glucose to themselves. Ultimately,

[4321lynx]

they would all dance & shout "Bayete!!!", which, since Shaka Zulu's time

[Anne]

has meant: When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to...

[4321lynx]

take another sip of Royal Golden Bell brandy. So,

[Anne]

they did. But they had forgotten that 'sip' in Shaka Zulu's time, actually meant...

[4321lynx]

" one bottle", so having been reminded of it they said:

[Jobar]

"BLAAAARRRRGGG", since they had already had a sip, which was a terrible waste of fine brandy.

[Hevvin Machine]

So when the archaeologist, who thought she'd found potsherds, realized that she'd found computer chips she squirted "Exiquilea!?". She knew at that moment that what we had done was, ironically, to

[Valheru]

build orbital laser weapons, despite the

[Faerie]

fact that the tea was going cold

[BigEvil]

and bitter. Fortunately, there approached a young

[Valheru]

designer of orbital laser weapons, who

[Anne]

had an electric kettle. It was, however,

[4321lynx]

only good for 220 volt circuits because

[Jobar]

that was the minimal voltage his lab for building orbital laser weapons offered. It did make for faster brewing of tea, though, and

[4321lynx]

eventually resulted in the Soviet invention of a laser-powered samovar used later for

[Anne]

the second Tunguska blast. But that was still to come. Today, however,

[4321lynx]

it rained all day, so,

[Jobar]

rather a lot of tea was brewed, and drunk.

[Hevvin Machine]

Chapter Three.

It was a dark and stormy night. From her room in the loftiest tower of the castle Isabelle looked out and saw Arthur

[Anne]

opps...

[Valheru]

Chapter Three.

It was a dark and stormy night. From her room in the loftiest tower of the castle Isabelle looked out and saw Arthur

fondling his orbital laser weapon, in plain view of a band of roving

[BigEvil]

movie critics, whom had just been indoctrinated into the religious order of

[Valheru]

the great Pinky Poo, which was just reaching