*mwah*

[Magdlyn]

Kisses from Mags.

Pours nard on the feet of all the weary travellers...

Wipes the feet with her hair.

[Christina]

Hi :)

[Brother Daniel]

* glomps *

Hiya!

[Magdlyn]

Hello, lovelies! Nice to see you. Christina, I missed you.

[Christina]

Thanks - I missed everyone too. (OK, I missed most people.). It's fun to see people I like trickle in one at a time.

[alien billie]

Hiya!

[Jobar]

How cool. Always wanted my feet anointed with oil, and then wiped down with the hair of a fair lady. :)

Welcome, Mags!

[David B]

Hi Mags:)

David

[Alethias]

Kisses from Mags.

Pours nard on the feet of all the weary travellers...

Wipes the feet with her hair.Serious and graceful kindness. I thank you.

Hi, milady.

I think I'd prefer a good long toke on a doobie, but I'll take the wiping of the feet with gratitude and thanks.

[dug_down_deep]

Welcome, you. :)

[Magdlyn]

Serious and graceful kindness. I thank you.

Hi, milady.

I think I'd prefer a good long toke on a doobie, but I'll take the wiping of the feet with gratitude and thanks.

Doobies provided as well, upon request.

[PostMortem]

Hey Magdlyn,

I've got something right here that will make you feel welcome:

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens1356066_1230864977PHO_COAT.png

http://smilingmad.freehomepage.com/images/sexy.jpg

http://www.blueblood.net/_newsimgs/eddie-izzard-stripped-tour.jpg

[dug_down_deep]

Ooh, sexy. Remote and forbidden linking. Grrrowwwlll.

[DMB]

Hello, Mags! I think all that wiping feet with hair is a teeny bit unhygienic. Think of all the bacteria. :D

[PostMortem]

Ooh, sexy. Remote and forbidden linking. Grrrowwwlll.

Are the images not coming up?

ETA: Never mind I see one of the images is broken. It's just unfortunate for Magdlyn that it happens to be the naked pic of Eddie ;)

[Goldie]

Hey, Mags! Our resident sex-kitten is here! Or should I say Lioness?

[Mediancat]

Heya, Magdlyn!

Now we can get a good game thread or two going . . .

Rob

[Cath B]

Good to see you Magdlyn.

I was wondering when you'd show up.

[Mung Dynasty]

Mags! Welcome! Bring on the eye-searing rainbow sigs. :D

[David B]

Mags! Welcome! Bring on the eye-searing rainbow sigs. :D

NoooooHHHH!

Actually, IIRC, we have a two line limit on sigs.

David

[Notta]

Kisses from Mags.

Pours nard on the feet of all the weary travellers...

Wipes the feet with her hair.
WTF is 'nard'??

[David B]

WTF is 'nard'??

I presumed it was spikenard.

http://aromatherapy-oil.co.uk/Spikenard.htm

David

[Mung Dynasty]

NoooooHHHH!

Actually, IIRC, we have a two line limit on sigs.

David

Yup. That's fine. I still think Mags should be able to have a little colour in her life though. ;)

[Magdlyn]

I bet you've got a nice tan right about now, Mung! :evil:

PostMortem, thanks for the Stripped Eddie! :cool:

[Magdlyn]

WTF is 'nard'??

it's in teh holy bibly. I've read the holly bobble, havent u?

[Mung Dynasty]

You mean some people read that shit? It's like Mills and Boon meets American Psycho. Well half of it is, anyway.

[Magdlyn]

Which half, and who are Mills and Boon?

And btw, Mung, are you a boy or a girl, or something in between? ;)

[Mung Dynasty]

Mostly the OT half. Mills and Boon are purveyors of cheapo and trashy bodice rippers.

Also I'm a bloke, except on full moons when I tend to go a tad werewolf.

[Magdlyn]

Well, I guess that would be a boy werewolf!?

No, I have actually read and reread the Bible. I did it for 7 yrs (from a secular/pagan pov), along with books about other ancient religions of the area, books about the books left out of the Bible, books about Paul "inventing" Xtianity, books about the first 300 yrs of xtianity (gnosticism, Constantine), books about the female divinities in the bible and how they've been chopped up, chopped out, demonized and/or ignored. Etc.

[Mung Dynasty]

I find it's much like the Quran: too boring to persevere with until the end.

[Magdlyn]

I find it's much like the Quran: too boring to persevere with until the end.


Try reading the Song of Songs. Unless you dont like sex.

[Mung Dynasty]

I remember reading the bit about some nong comparing his girlfriend to a flock of goats. That raised me eyebrows, I can tell you. Bet he got a slap upside the head for that one.

[Magdlyn]

I remember reading the bit about some nong comparing his girlfriend to a flock of goats. That raised me eyebrows, I can tell you. Bet he got a slap upside the head for that one.

haha the metaphor was that her teeth were like a flock of sheep, each one with a twin

her breasts were like twin fawns

her "navel" *ahem* was full of wine

she was a fountain sealed and he was just the man to turn her on

etc etc!

[Mung Dynasty]

So he had a thing for bestiality and booze. Sounds rather dodgey to me. :D

[Magdlyn]

Dodgy, maybe. Boring, not! :p

You've just been reading the wrong parts.