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Thalia Thinks
07-28-2009, 02:45 PM
Lets see how this works here.
I am waking up
Sitting at a computer
Not accomplishing
Thalia Thinks
07-28-2009, 02:47 PM
I assume most of you know the basic rules to Haiku. If not there is a wiki article.
The very basic rule is 5 syllables, then 7, then 5. No rhymes. It's suppose to be a season but we'll turn it into how our day is going.
Christina
07-28-2009, 02:52 PM
I'm getting cranky
from having too much to do
all in one morning
VenDexter
07-28-2009, 09:15 PM
I love haikus!
Sitting here at work
I question if it's for me
Do I stay or go
Valheru
07-29-2009, 05:38 AM
Cleared and empty/
Hidden away/
Still it's there/
My full inbox.
Matty
07-29-2009, 09:09 AM
Still in great Britain
Weather is fucking awful
Not much change there then
Taking both grandma's
Plus hectic son, for pub lunch
I must be mental
Valheru
07-29-2009, 09:36 AM
Eyes on the Oracle
Warehouse builder SNAFU
Fuck this shit!
hecaterin
07-29-2009, 11:45 AM
Must book new dinner.
Last place not eligible
too bad to review!
Microwave broken.
Searching the web for prices.
The Good Guys look best.
(Yes, haikus can be boring.)
Thalia Thinks
07-29-2009, 01:46 PM
(Yes, haikus can be boring.)
I'm enjoying reading them.
Have a work meeting
On last day of vacation
It is OK though
Daynna
07-29-2009, 03:28 PM
Burned coffee pot blues
angry email to students
Daynna hates mornings
Too damn much to do
need to write NOW; tonight---
Mr. Deity !
Free in Freeport
07-29-2009, 08:24 PM
Feeling discouraged
didn't get the research job
head hurts bad
Christina
07-29-2009, 08:31 PM
I'm getting burnt out
on making the travel plans.
Time to take a break
Exam out on time.
Met Mr. Deity--- great!
good day today. Smile.
Thalia Thinks
07-30-2009, 02:34 PM
My life is happy
Not everyone says that
Appreciated
Woke up in good mood.
Confident life will keep so.
Good enough for me.
Christina
07-30-2009, 03:27 PM
The shopping is done
It's a beautiful morning
Life is good today
Finished my paper
Hit Print. Looks Great. Wait!
Remember spell check?
His Noodly Appendage
07-30-2009, 04:52 PM
People are stupid
Annoying bloody morons
Kill them with fire
Jobar
07-30-2009, 06:11 PM
Always make troubles-
Tires, tits, engines, or wires.
Damn mower, modem!
Chimney is fixed---Fires!
All winter long; must buy wood
Mailing project NOW!
openeyes
07-30-2009, 11:37 PM
New day, new people
Once again, I make it work
Trying, nonetheless
farhat
07-31-2009, 11:05 AM
lab meeting goes right
promised a 3d teleconferencing system
tired and sleepy
Faerie
07-31-2009, 11:42 AM
People are stupid
Annoying bloody morons
Kill them with fire
:D My favourite thus far!!!
Sam Hunter
08-03-2009, 09:06 AM
Sleeping in the light
Waiting for the dusk to come
So I can start work
Faerie
08-03-2009, 09:12 AM
Broke a tooth
Could be laid-off
Fucking Monday
Christina
08-03-2009, 11:49 AM
I woke up at 4
I hate it when I can't sleep
It's too damn early
Thalia Thinks
08-03-2009, 01:52 PM
Wedding, days away
Father-in- law marries skank
Going for my man
(Not really about my day but it's weighing heavily on my mind)
No vacation, sad
This year --- wasted--- so busy---
Next year, I promise...
TehMuffin
08-03-2009, 08:10 PM
Woke up tired
Went home from work tired
Soon go to bed
Christina
08-04-2009, 06:05 PM
Bad eye abrasion
Ophthalmologist at 2
This damn patch itches
Cath B
08-04-2009, 06:51 PM
Journeying from Wales
Long miles to Scotland speed past
Home beckons - or looms?
Cath B
08-04-2009, 07:26 PM
Garnered from garden
Carrots , eggs and blackcurrants
Bake cake fit for queen.
Cath B
08-05-2009, 09:41 PM
Such busy worries
Unwinding this evening
Soft sleep brings repose
Thalia Thinks
08-05-2009, 09:45 PM
I got my hair cut
Do I like it, or don't I?
That is the question.
Christina
08-05-2009, 09:48 PM
Hiding from the light
Just dim shadows around me
I miss the sunshine
Paying bills--- hate them
Car needs repairs, more bills. Shit.
Woods next week. Can't wait.
Cath B
08-09-2009, 11:49 AM
Twallmonth an' a day
Wert buried in yon kirkyaird
The Unquiet Grave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDAl7H4wGuE)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unquiet_Grave
http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/eng/child/ch078.htm
http://www.folkinfo.org/songs/displaysong.php?songid=165
Cath B
08-12-2009, 05:35 AM
Clearing the clutter
Boxes of junk - or treasure?
Who am I to know?
munnki
08-12-2009, 07:48 AM
The house is dirty -
I don't want to clean it up
I'll wake up my wife.
;)
Cath B
08-12-2009, 12:43 PM
The house is dirty -
I don't want to clean it up
I'll wake up my wife.
;)
My house dirty too
My kids will clean it for me
"Aye right!" as Scots quip.
Free in Freeport
08-14-2009, 03:36 AM
feel paralyzed
anxiety attacks now
dont want tomorrows
Sam Hunter
08-20-2009, 07:39 AM
A train bound southward
Pleasant trip but overpriced
Long weekend away
Matty
08-20-2009, 12:39 PM
up too late last night
guitar and getting wasted
need lots of coffee
Christina
08-20-2009, 01:20 PM
Blood tests this morning
I can't have any coffee
This is killing me
Matty
08-20-2009, 01:30 PM
Damn i feel for you
Having no coffee would most
Definitely Suck
Christina
08-20-2009, 06:28 PM
Helicopters are
Flying low from up the ridge
Shaking the windows
munnki
08-20-2009, 06:49 PM
From a Republican at a rally
President is Black -
Talks about free health care, I
Brought along a gun.
Thalia Thinks
08-21-2009, 04:20 PM
Yesterday, worked late
So I could have this day off
Today, nothingness
Cath B
08-21-2009, 06:35 PM
'Bye for now, new house
My tenants can love you now
Hope they're snug and warm.
Mediancat
08-21-2009, 06:58 PM
Processed many claims.
(Surfed the 'net. Don't tell my boss.)
And now my hands hurt.
Rob
Cath B
08-22-2009, 10:24 PM
High in the tree tops
Seeking the ripe purple fruit
A basket of plums
Cath B
08-28-2009, 06:10 AM
So busy yet must
Pick produce. Time, tide and plums
Wait for no woman
Cath B
08-31-2009, 04:12 PM
'Right tit of myself
Sounding off at my builder
Had to let off steam
:o
Cath B
08-31-2009, 04:15 PM
High time someone else
Stopped this thread from becoming
A soliloquy.
munnki
08-31-2009, 04:31 PM
Haiku wouldn't be
All that useful as a guide
For my new t.v.
miss djax
08-31-2009, 08:59 PM
woke up feeling bad
went in to see the doctor
verdict? yup, you're sick
Thalia Thinks
09-01-2009, 02:55 PM
Peaceful and quiet
Alone in the house today
Can I enjoy it?
Cath B
09-03-2009, 04:42 AM
Calming down again
Demons held in abeyance
This time anyway
Cath B
09-11-2009, 08:07 AM
Chooks quest for nest coop
Unknown terrors o'er the wall
Instinct conquers fear.
kiwimac
09-13-2009, 06:00 AM
Woke this morning
Wished I could go back to sleep
buggered if I can
Free in Freeport
10-27-2009, 09:20 PM
Took a real big dump
Last one was on Saturday
Feel much lighter
Free in Freeport
10-27-2009, 09:21 PM
Aww Poor Miss Djax
Lots of water and sleep are
What I recommend.
Free in Freeport
10-27-2009, 09:23 PM
Cath B wtf?
What are you talking about?
More details please!
Free in Freeport
10-27-2009, 09:26 PM
'Right tit of myself
Sounding off at my builder
Had to let off steam
:o
What about the left one?
Both breasts need equal venting.
Or your blouse will become wet.
Cath B
10-27-2009, 09:29 PM
Will this haikku con
Tinue to make sense when the
Alcohol wears off?
Cath B
10-27-2009, 09:33 PM
'Right tit of myself
Sounding off at my builder
Had to let off steam
:o
What about the left one?
Both breasts need equal venting.
Or your blouse will become wet.
I was only be
Ing metaphorical I
Got stupidly peeved.
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