Your Day In Haiku

[Thalia Thinks]

Lets see how this works here.

I am waking up
Sitting at a computer
Not accomplishing

[Thalia Thinks]

I assume most of you know the basic rules to Haiku. If not there is a wiki article.

The very basic rule is 5 syllables, then 7, then 5. No rhymes. It's suppose to be a season but we'll turn it into how our day is going.

[Christina]

I'm getting cranky
from having too much to do
all in one morning

[VenDexter]

I love haikus!

Sitting here at work
I question if it's for me
Do I stay or go

[Valheru]

Cleared and empty/
Hidden away/
Still it's there/
My full inbox.

[Matty]

Still in great Britain
Weather is fucking awful
Not much change there then

Taking both grandma's
Plus hectic son, for pub lunch
I must be mental

[Valheru]

Eyes on the Oracle
Warehouse builder SNAFU
Fuck this shit!

[hecaterin]

Must book new dinner.
Last place not eligible
too bad to review!

Microwave broken.
Searching the web for prices.
The Good Guys look best.

(Yes, haikus can be boring.)

[Thalia Thinks]

(Yes, haikus can be boring.)

I'm enjoying reading them.

Have a work meeting
On last day of vacation
It is OK though

[Daynna]

Burned coffee pot blues
angry email to students
Daynna hates mornings

[Anne]

Too damn much to do
need to write NOW; tonight---
Mr. Deity !

[Free in Freeport]

Feeling discouraged
didn't get the research job
head hurts bad

[Christina]

I'm getting burnt out
on making the travel plans.
Time to take a break

[Anne]

Exam out on time.

Met Mr. Deity--- great!

good day today. Smile.

[Thalia Thinks]

My life is happy
Not everyone says that
Appreciated

[Anne]

Woke up in good mood.
Confident life will keep so.
Good enough for me.

[Christina]

The shopping is done
It's a beautiful morning
Life is good today

[Anne]

Finished my paper
Hit Print. Looks Great. Wait!
Remember spell check?

[His Noodly Appendage]

People are stupid
Annoying bloody morons
Kill them with fire

[Jobar]

Always make troubles-
Tires, tits, engines, or wires.
Damn mower, modem!

[Anne]

Chimney is fixed---Fires!
All winter long; must buy wood
Mailing project NOW!

[openeyes]

New day, new people
Once again, I make it work
Trying, nonetheless

[farhat]

lab meeting goes right
promised a 3d teleconferencing system
tired and sleepy

[Faerie]

People are stupid
Annoying bloody morons
Kill them with fire

:D My favourite thus far!!!

[Sam Hunter]

Sleeping in the light
Waiting for the dusk to come
So I can start work

[Faerie]

Broke a tooth
Could be laid-off
Fucking Monday

[Christina]

I woke up at 4
I hate it when I can't sleep
It's too damn early

[Thalia Thinks]

Wedding, days away
Father-in- law marries skank
Going for my man

(Not really about my day but it's weighing heavily on my mind)

[Anne]

No vacation, sad
This year --- wasted--- so busy---
Next year, I promise...

[TehMuffin]

Woke up tired
Went home from work tired
Soon go to bed

[Christina]

Bad eye abrasion
Ophthalmologist at 2
This damn patch itches

[Cath B]

Journeying from Wales
Long miles to Scotland speed past
Home beckons - or looms?

[Cath B]

Garnered from garden
Carrots , eggs and blackcurrants
Bake cake fit for queen.

[Cath B]

Such busy worries
Unwinding this evening
Soft sleep brings repose

[Thalia Thinks]

I got my hair cut
Do I like it, or don't I?
That is the question.

[Christina]

Hiding from the light
Just dim shadows around me
I miss the sunshine

[Anne]

Paying bills--- hate them

Car needs repairs, more bills. Shit.

Woods next week. Can't wait.

[Cath B]

Twallmonth an' a day
Wert buried in yon kirkyaird
The Unquiet Grave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDAl7H4wGuE)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unquiet_Grave
http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/eng/child/ch078.htm
http://www.folkinfo.org/songs/displaysong.php?songid=165

[Cath B]

Clearing the clutter
Boxes of junk - or treasure?
Who am I to know?

[munnki]

The house is dirty -
I don't want to clean it up
I'll wake up my wife.

;)

[Cath B]

The house is dirty -
I don't want to clean it up
I'll wake up my wife.

;)

My house dirty too
My kids will clean it for me
"Aye right!" as Scots quip.

[Free in Freeport]

feel paralyzed
anxiety attacks now
dont want tomorrows

[Sam Hunter]

A train bound southward
Pleasant trip but overpriced
Long weekend away

[Matty]

up too late last night
guitar and getting wasted
need lots of coffee

[Christina]

Blood tests this morning
I can't have any coffee
This is killing me

[Matty]

Damn i feel for you
Having no coffee would most
Definitely Suck

[Christina]

Helicopters are
Flying low from up the ridge
Shaking the windows

[munnki]

From a Republican at a rally

President is Black -
Talks about free health care, I
Brought along a gun.

[Thalia Thinks]

Yesterday, worked late
So I could have this day off
Today, nothingness

[Cath B]

'Bye for now, new house
My tenants can love you now
Hope they're snug and warm.

[Mediancat]

Processed many claims.
(Surfed the 'net. Don't tell my boss.)
And now my hands hurt.

Rob

[Cath B]

High in the tree tops
Seeking the ripe purple fruit
A basket of plums

[Cath B]

So busy yet must
Pick produce. Time, tide and plums
Wait for no woman

[Cath B]

'Right tit of myself
Sounding off at my builder
Had to let off steam

:o

[Cath B]

High time someone else
Stopped this thread from becoming
A soliloquy.

[munnki]

Haiku wouldn't be
All that useful as a guide
For my new t.v.

[miss djax]

woke up feeling bad
went in to see the doctor
verdict? yup, you're sick

[Thalia Thinks]

Peaceful and quiet
Alone in the house today
Can I enjoy it?

[Cath B]

Calming down again
Demons held in abeyance
This time anyway

[Cath B]

Chooks quest for nest coop
Unknown terrors o'er the wall
Instinct conquers fear.

[kiwimac]

Woke this morning
Wished I could go back to sleep
buggered if I can

[Free in Freeport]

Took a real big dump
Last one was on Saturday
Feel much lighter

[Free in Freeport]

Aww Poor Miss Djax
Lots of water and sleep are
What I recommend.

[Free in Freeport]

Cath B wtf?
What are you talking about?
More details please!

[Free in Freeport]

'Right tit of myself
Sounding off at my builder
Had to let off steam

:o

What about the left one?
Both breasts need equal venting.
Or your blouse will become wet.

[Cath B]

Will this haikku con
Tinue to make sense when the
Alcohol wears off?

[Cath B]

'Right tit of myself
Sounding off at my builder
Had to let off steam

:o

What about the left one?
Both breasts need equal venting.
Or your blouse will become wet.

I was only be
Ing metaphorical I
Got stupidly peeved.