Game thread! Holiday gift for SC members!

[Free in Freeport]

What do you think your fellow posters need or want or somehow deserve for Christmas/Kwanzaa, whatever?

I'll dig a hole for myself here, and no doubt get back what I deserve in spades!

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geez, this is harder than I realize. I actually know very little about anyone here.

Matty - spell check, and a box of Nicorette gum.

James Bannon - a pair of cowboy boots!

Goldie - some well-deserved recognition for all you do for others! And something shiny and golden.

Stout Drinker - some elbow pads

His Noodly Appendage - a crow pie.

Notta - a locking gun cabinet and a course in parenting!

Anne - a pair of Jimmy Choos to match your bra and corset.

MrFungus420 - I think you have everything you need, except someone to share it with!

Puck - My dog. No particular reason, except that my dog is staring at me in a real creepy way right now.

[Free in Freeport]

Oh come on, post something!

[Notta]

Flying Buttress - a zipper for her mouth when she's on the verge of pointing out the stupid at her job, so she can keep this one

DMB - a titanium, super-charged knee

Febble - permission to lose her temper at those who deserve it

Matty - indoor grow lights :D

James Bannon - indoor grow lights, but for an entirely different reason!

David B - a sarcasm detector that reads electronic print

Jobar - banhammer cleaning solution and a chamois

Christina - special 'no jitters' coffee, so she can drink as much as she wants

Anne - a special liquor, that, when imbibed, turns off her computer when her BAC reaches .18

Bob Logan - an Alaskan winter's worth of biodegradable diapers for little Donny

Pendaric - a software patch for vBulletin software that will enable TR to replace the phrase "go to Pendarica" with "I love you very much"

GunnerJ - an original D&D game with all the graph paper he needs for the rest of his life, to keep him busy in his spare time

Garnet - new knees like DMBs

[Anne]

James B: a vacation in a tropical local with a 25 to one female to male ratio of women

Christina: A formal event that's fun to wear her beautiful clothes at

Sidhe747: A board he won't be banned from

Mediancat: Charisma Carpenter

Matty: The book: 365 other uses for your turkey fryer and a typing class

Garnet and MT: A gift certificate... ;)

Bane: Emilie Autumn tix & backstage passes

David B and Oolon: an internet breathalyzer--- when their bac reaches a certain level the computer shuts off with the words: No more posting. Time for bed.

Gunner: A new mustache.

Flying Butt: a newly dead long forgotten uncle (who leaves her his whole fortune)

Zygote: unlimited wool

Sodong: memberships to all the attractions of Toronto

MsDJax: I'll regift her those Jimmy Choos

munkki: a book on bad jokes

RedShirt: a new color shirt

WorldT: a new job in the desert.

DMB: the power to do it all.

ddd: a new hobby. ;)

Febble: a week's supply of food for the boat.

Notta: Mary Poppin's Umbrella.

Jobar: some rope to give to new SC members...

I'll think of more...

[Anne]

I want to add a kid sister for the little Lone Wolves...

But he'd need to get cracking for that to happen... ;)