God's Wrath According To Pat Robertson

[PostMortem]

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God's Wrath According To Pat Robertson

700 Club founder Pat Robertson stated that the earthquake in Haiti, which may have killed 100,000 people, was God's punishment for a deal Haitian slaves made with the devil 200 years ago to get out from under French rule. Here are some other tragedies and Robertson's explanations for them:


Space Shuttle Challenger Explosion, 1986: Ten-year-old Walt Sudul, of Racine, WI, made friends with a Jewish boy at school

Oakland Hills Firestorm, 1991: Emily Garrity pointed out a logical inconsistency in the concept of an omnipotent god to her Sunday school teacher

Crash of American Airlines Flight 587, 2001: Though the flight was filled with pious individuals, God was distracted by a masturbating 14-year-old in Boise, ID and was therefore unable to keep the aircraft from falling apart in midair, like all planes would without His loving intervention

Indian Ocean Tsunami, 2004: Newlyweds Todd and Nancy Tate experimented with non-missionary sex during their honeymoon


:rolling:
There are a few more in the article.

Let's add to the list:


The Great San Francisco Earthquake, 1906: Lloyd Rockwell decided to stay home and take care of his dying mother rather than attend church.


The RMS Titanic sinking, 1912: First Class Passenger Mr Edward Lingrey stubbed his toe on a chair and took the Lord's name in vain.


The Hillsborough Stadium Disaster, 1989: God just really hates Liverpool fans.

[DMB]

Beautiful!

[munnki]

God hates fags!

[Flick Flack Fluck]

The bushfires in Victoria and South Australia in 2009: a handful of children had called a man "baldy blady slaphead."

[dattaswami]

From America's finest news source: The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/gods_wrath_according_to_pat)

God's Wrath According To Pat Robertson

700 Club founder Pat Robertson stated that the earthquake in Haiti, which may have killed 100,000 people, was God's punishment for a deal Haitian slaves made with the devil 200 years ago to get out from under French rule. Here are some other tragedies and Robertson's explanations for them:


Space Shuttle Challenger Explosion, 1986: Ten-year-old Walt Sudul, of Racine, WI, made friends with a Jewish boy at school

Oakland Hills Firestorm, 1991: Emily Garrity pointed out a logical inconsistency in the concept of an omnipotent god to her Sunday school teacher

Crash of American Airlines Flight 587, 2001: Though the flight was filled with pious individuals, God was distracted by a masturbating 14-year-old in Boise, ID and was therefore unable to keep the aircraft from falling apart in midair, like all planes would without His loving intervention

Indian Ocean Tsunami, 2004: Newlyweds Todd and Nancy Tate experimented with non-missionary sex during their honeymoon


:rolling:
There are a few more in the article.

Let's add to the list:


The Great San Francisco Earthquake, 1906: Lloyd Rockwell decided to stay home and take care of his dying mother rather than attend church.


The RMS Titanic sinking, 1912: First Class Passenger Mr Edward Lingrey stubbed his toe on a chair and took the Lord's name in vain.


The Hillsborough Stadium Disaster, 1989: God just really hates Liverpool fans.


People are posing as if they are pure in this birth by saying like this. Infact, for all the previous deeds, the soul was treated completely in the upper world. When the soul takes birth in this world it is born with “Karmasesha”, which means not the remains of the action. It means the remains of that quality (Samskara or Vasana) in the soul. When a thief was strongly beaten in the police station for his action of theft, he comes out with a subtle seed of that quality. Due to the beating, that quality was very much reduced but did not vanish. This seed is in the form of quality, which is a wrong modification of knowledge and it will never be vanished by the fruit because the fruit is also a form of action. This means action cannot destroy the quality. Only the right knowledge, which is the correct modification of the knowledge, can remove that quality. The punishment, which is also a form of action, cannot destroy the quality.

The agony, which is also another wrong modification of knowledge, produced during the punishment, cannot destroy this quality. This seed is called ‘Karmasesha’ or ‘Sanchita’. Therefore ‘Karmasesha’ or ‘Sanchita’ does not mean the balance of the results. It only means the balance of the quality, which is responsible for the action. When the soul is reborn, it gets a congenial atmosphere according to its seed. The seed starts germinating and this stage of the quality is called ‘Prarabdha’. The seed slowly grows into a tree. The soul becomes very active and does a series of deeds. The fruits of these deeds will be received by the soul in the upper world. Such future fruits are called ‘Aagaami’. But some vigorous deeds give fruits in this world itself. The series of thefts of a thief are recorded in the police station (Aagaami), but sometimes the householder even before going to the police station punishes the thief. Thus the effects in this world are only the fruits of some serious actions of the soul done in this world itself.

The most serious sin done in this world is forgetting the Lord who gave so many facilities in this world without any selfishness. Even though people are praying the Lord; their love is with selfishness only. The love is not true if selfishness exists. There is no light if darkness exists. Therefore the human being is committing this greatest sin and is receiving the result of this sin in this life itself because the sin is so serious! However, the atheists are going to be punished in the upper world only for this greatest sin. The reason is that they are used to examine the faith of the devotees of the Lord. Seeing the happy life of an atheist in this world should not mislead a devotee.

[dattaswami]

From America's finest news source: The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/gods_wrath_according_to_pat)

God's Wrath According To Pat Robertson

700 Club founder Pat Robertson stated that the earthquake in Haiti, which may have killed 100,000 people, was God's punishment for a deal Haitian slaves made with the devil 200 years ago to get out from under French rule. Here are some other tragedies and Robertson's explanations for them:


Space Shuttle Challenger Explosion, 1986: Ten-year-old Walt Sudul, of Racine, WI, made friends with a Jewish boy at school

Oakland Hills Firestorm, 1991: Emily Garrity pointed out a logical inconsistency in the concept of an omnipotent god to her Sunday school teacher

Crash of American Airlines Flight 587, 2001: Though the flight was filled with pious individuals, God was distracted by a masturbating 14-year-old in Boise, ID and was therefore unable to keep the aircraft from falling apart in midair, like all planes would without His loving intervention

Indian Ocean Tsunami, 2004: Newlyweds Todd and Nancy Tate experimented with non-missionary sex during their honeymoon


:rolling:
There are a few more in the article.

Let's add to the list:


The Great San Francisco Earthquake, 1906: Lloyd Rockwell decided to stay home and take care of his dying mother rather than attend church.


The RMS Titanic sinking, 1912: First Class Passenger Mr Edward Lingrey stubbed his toe on a chair and took the Lord's name in vain.


The Hillsborough Stadium Disaster, 1989: God just really hates Liverpool fans.


God in human form will not tell such blunter. He is only an ordinary person.

[Haswell]

You can bet your bottom dollar that when Twats like Robertson are held up to the light, there will always be at least one pillock that will attempt to justify it.

[dattaswami]

You can bet your bottom dollar that when Twats like Robertson are held up to the light, there will always be at least one pillock that will attempt to justify it.

Pat is definitely an ordinary person. GOD in human form cannot say such blunters. God is the most genius and He know how to interact with people in a most convincing manner.