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David B
03-16-2009, 10:44 AM
I suppose that most of us are familiar with Poe's Law http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe%27s_Law

The good people at Landover Baptists have discovered an alleged variant of the law.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/january/boslaw.html

Bo's Law In Detail:

Bo's Law relates to Atheism and the difficulty of identifying legitimate Atheists and their organizations because it is so hard to tell fake Atheism from the real thing. The law also works in reverse because as Christians, we know in actuality, there is really no such thing as "Atheism." So in fact, "real Atheists" can also be indistinguishable from "fake Atheists" because there are people and organizations who claim to be Atheist, while we know that is quite impossible, since there is no such thing as a real Atheist. All sane and rational people believe in God, whether they deny it or not. The Bible says that people who say there is "no God" are "'ivveleth (ihv-vel-LETH)" which translates to "mentally insane" (Psalm 14:1) Thus, people who claim to be Atheists are suffering from a mental delusion that can be cured in many cases by steadfast prayer, and/or mild electro-shock therapy coupled with approved medications prescribed by an authorized Christian Psychiatrist or experienced Pastor.

The article also contains a quiz

Three of the following seven web sites are examples of “Bo’s Law,” while the others are serious attempts by mentally deluded people or organizations who really think they are Atheists!

I found the article rather entertaining, particularly the reference to the Secular Web.

David

PostMortem
03-16-2009, 01:16 PM
Classic Landover Baptist!:rolling:

Thanks David.

Tod
03-16-2009, 05:39 PM
Did you see the link to this page from the wiki article:

http://www.timecube.com/

I wonder what the hell that rant is supposed to be about?

This nut-job reminds me a bit of ole "A. Non Ymous" in style if not argument, although I'm sure it isn't him. What ever happened to him, I wonder? I haven't thought about 1=0 in a long time. ; )

David B
03-16-2009, 09:47 PM
Did you see the link to this page from the wiki article:

http://www.timecube.com/

I wonder what the hell that rant is supposed to be about?

This nut-job reminds me a bit of ole "A. Non Ymous" in style if not argument, although I'm sure it isn't him. What ever happened to him, I wonder? I haven't thought about 1=0 in a long time. ; )

I just checked out the link now.

Wow! That is bizarre by any standards! Even ANY's, though I take your point about the similarity.

ANY turned up at IIDB a couple of years ago, made a few posts and had a little email interchange with me.

He got shown the door fairly quickly at IIDB, and stopped mailing me when it became apparent that he wasn't persuading me.

David

Tod
03-16-2009, 10:19 PM
WRONG David!!! I AM back!!! Notice HOW I randomly pick certain WORDS to type in all-caps and how I end every sentence with no less than TWO explanation points!! Notice too that I am VASTLY more intelligent than any of YOU lesser humans!! 1 does equal 0 you FOOLS!! If you DON'T understand why you are OBVIOUSLY a moron worthy of NOTHING more than my brilliant ad hominem!! Don't pay your TAXES and you WILL NOT get in trouble because it ISN'T in the CONSTITUTION!!!

I am the OMNIMAX A. Non Ymous!!!! (at least a WEAK approximation!!) ; )

Uthgar the Brazen
03-16-2009, 11:00 PM
Wait, Timecube is a novelty to you? Good gog, I know there's a lot of pr0n to surf, but you have to take a break sometime! Some of us have been pondering Timecube for years.

RBH
03-17-2009, 12:16 AM
Wait, Timecube is a novelty to you? Good gog, I know there's a lot of pr0n to surf, but you have to take a break sometime! Some of us have been pondering Timecube for years.With predictable consequences for sanity, apple pie, and the American Way. :D

LoneWolf
03-17-2009, 02:50 AM
WRONG David!!! I AM back!!! Notice HOW I randomly pick certain WORDS to type in all-caps and how I end every sentence with no less than TWO explanation points!! Notice too that I am VASTLY more intelligent than any of YOU lesser humans!! 1 does equal 0 you FOOLS!! If you DON'T understand why you are OBVIOUSLY a moron worthy of NOTHING more than my brilliant ad hominem!! Don't pay your TAXES and you WILL NOT get in trouble because it ISN'T in the CONSTITUTION!!!

I am the OMNIMAX A. Non Ymous!!!! (at least a WEAK approximation!!) ; )

Hey, I remember that guy.

Uthgar the Brazen
03-17-2009, 12:59 PM
With predictable consequences for sanity, apple pie, and the American Way. :D

:evil:

Jobar
03-20-2009, 10:18 PM
I've been a LBC fan since 2001. Read the letters they get- even after all this time, there are still dozens of letters a month from people who do not realize that it's a parody.

Eudaimonist
03-23-2009, 12:21 PM
Did you see the link to this page from the wiki article:

http://www.timecube.com/

I wonder what the hell that rant is supposed to be about?

I think it indicates that Cthulhu's return is sooner than we had anticipated.


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Mark