'Ello,'ello,'ello: wot's goin' on 'ere, then?

[damitall]

Well, here I am, anxiously clutching my gilt-edged invitation (thanks Notta!), relieved to see a good few well-known avatars........

Where's the action? Or, to suit my own reasons for attending these things, where's the education?

Anyways, nice to be here!

Oh, by the way... I'm a sciency sort, nothing high-powered, but doing molecular biology every day, after many many years inventing immunoassays. I'm a male Brit of, er, mature years (though not necessarily mature wisdom), and I have built and sold more companies than D Hawkins, I just don't brag about it.

My favourite reading matter is Pratchett, Iain M Banks, and "Bioinformatics for Dummies"

I'm quite a good rubber bridge player (can't stand duplicate)

I'm an unrepentant grammar 'n' spelling Nazi

I like and appreciate women

I'm quite intelligent, quite modest, and phenomenally good-looking :D

Was Hawkins invited, BTW?

[Lisa0315]

LOL! I do not know you, but I think I am going to like you. :D Welcome!

[BWE]

Thanks all. I see you're inviting all my favorites. :D

Grab the tiller, this guy's unpredictable. :)

[DMB]

Hi, damitall! No we haven't invited Hawkins. He can, however, join when we go public.

[Steviepinhead]

Hey, there, darnitall!

And a special shout-out to another member of Fanatical Grammatical!

Welcome to the Sexier Cafe!

(Hmm, I may have misspelled a couple of proper names, somewhere above, but I'm sure the denizens will correct me before I have time to click "edit"...)

[Lisa0315]

I am the one who put sexier in Sexier Cafe'. Just sayin'

My creamy breasts welcome you with their creaminess.

[Goldie]

*Looks down at own breast... appraising.*
My spelling, punctuation and grammar are horrible, as you probably already know.
Yet, I’m a friendly sort. I hope that counts for something.
Welcome! :D

[Lisa0315]

*Looks down at own breast... appraising.*
My spelling, punctuation and grammar are horrible, as you probably already know.
Yet, I’m a friendly sort. I hope that counts for something.
Welcome! :D

Golden breasts are good too. Perky ones are special as well. In fact, all breasts are great! You just cannot have bad ones. Even the sagging ones...they tell a story of nurturing and love. The ones that have scars speak of courage and survival. Breasts simply are boobilicious!

[Notta]

Hi, damitall!

The science forum is rather sketchy at the moment -- it needs bulking up.

Hawkins will be by as soon as we open to the public. (I hope)

[Jobar]

We're growing by leaps and bounds; Oolon's in charge of the Science section, and we have an Origins forum in the works as we speak. :)

[damitall]

Golden breasts are good too. Perky ones are special as well. In fact, all breasts are great! You just cannot have bad ones. Even the sagging ones...they tell a story of nurturing and love. The ones that have scars speak of courage and survival. Breasts simply are boobilicious!

That's it! That's what all those inferior fora are missing!

In-depth discussion of creamy/perky/golden/welcoming breasts! I just knew I'd feel at home here!

[David B]

Hi damitall:)

David

[Lisa0315]

That's it! That's what all those inferior fora are missing!

In-depth discussion of creamy/perky/golden/welcoming breasts! I just knew I'd feel at home here!

Then, my job is done here. On to the perfection of the human buttock!!!! Juicy, squeezable asses...

Lisa

[damitall]

Then, my job is done here. On to the perfection of the human buttock!!!! Juicy, squeezable asses...

Lisa

Lisa, my lovely, you're right again!
Perhaps we should form a breakaway group -LusciouslyLewdCafe.org :evil:

[Lisa0315]

Lisa, my lovely, you're right again!
Perhaps we should form a breakaway group -LusciouslyLewdCafe.org :evil:

We should rename the NSFW forum that...:D Do we HAVE an NSFW forum here? If not, it is a travesty!

Lisa

[Ray Moscow]

Welcome!