Post Sluts Anonymous

[Lisa0315]

My name is Lisa and I have a problem. I am a post slut. I am here with my creamy bosoms to help my fellow post sluts conquer this problem. We will overcome with this 12-step plan:

1) I must first admit that I am post slut before I can stop being one.
2) I must realize that I am not solely responsible for the activity on this board.
3) I must accept that we are not yet public, and the attention I am getting from being a post slut is only in my mind.
4) I must be responsible for interrupting and derailing threads with my post-slutting.
5) I must save my post-sluttery energy for trolls and lulzers.
6) I am accountable to others for my post-slutting. My fellow post-sluts are accountable to me as well.
7) I must not be jealous of the biggest post-slut on this board, Christina. I must realize that she has the right to be a bigger post-slut than me if that is her choice.
8) I must not neglect my family, friends, work, and other interests to be a post-slut.
9) If this board is ever so unfortunate to require advertisements, I must use my post-slutting for good, not for evil.
10) Brianna is my friend even if she is also a post-slut.
11) If I am tempted to post-slut on another board, I must invite my other post-slut commrades to join me so that I always realize that all post-sluts are equal in the eyes of the higher power.
12) We call the higher power, The Post Whore, as she has learned to post for money rather than giving posts away. The Post Whore will help us and guide us. We may always depend on Her.

Please sign in this thread to commit your life to recovery.

Lisa

[Christina]

Who wants to recover? It's the only slutting I get to do anymore.

My only oath is that I will do my very best not to post slut in the heavyweight forums because it really annoys them.

[Lisa0315]

Who wants to recover? It's the only slutting I get to do anymore.

My only oath is that I will do my very best not to post slut in the heavyweight forums because it really annoys them.

Perhaps, I should re-write this...:D

[Brianna]

Who wants to recover? It's the only slutting I get to do anymore.

My only oath is that I will do my very best not to post slut in the heavyweight forums because it really annoys them.

Yeah. I tend to flutter around a lot and get distracted but I seriously talk all the time irl too.

[Lisa0315]

I am a pretty bad post slut...I have been on a conference call for the last hour while post slutting at the same time...:D

[Brianna]

I am a pretty bad post slut...I have been on a conference call for the last hour while post slutting at the same time...:D

mutli tasking ftw.

i can type and talk about something else. A little habit i picked up from work. Apparently my mouth is not attached to my fingers.

[Lisa0315]

mutli tasking ftw.

i can type and talk about something else. A little habit i picked up from work. Apparently my mouth is not attached to my fingers.

Hell yeah! We are multi-tasking post sluts! Woot!

[Uthgar the Brazen]

TLDR.

POAST!!1!!!one!

[Lisa0315]

Welcome Uthgar. It is good that you have finally sought help.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

I did what?

[Lisa0315]

I did what?

Oh, dear. Read the steps. You must first admit you have a problem.

[Brianna]

I did what?

she lies.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

You don't read steps, silly. You walk on them. Unless you're a baby in Battleship Potemkin.

[Lisa0315]

You don't read steps, silly. You walk on them. Unless you're a baby in Battleship Potemkin.

*snorts Pepsi through nose* True dat! :D

[David B]

It's a pity you ladies live so far away from me, else I could help you sublimate your slutting into other directions;)

David

[Lisa0315]

It's a pity you ladies live so far away from me, else I could help you sublimate your slutting into other directions;)

David

David, I think you might be onto something. We should direct our slutting energies into Pr0n something else.

[Brianna]

It's a pity you ladies live so far away from me, else I could help you sublimate your slutting into other directions;)

David

Float the pond, bonnie lad

[Garnet]

Float the pond, bonnie lad

Didn't someone do that over a lake here and turn into a dicksicle popsicle?

[Christina]

I honestly don't try to post slut on purpose and feel embarrassed that mine is always so high and that I talk too much. I'd hate to think what would happen if I actually tried to raise my post count.

[Tawny]

Can I play sluts too?

[Brianna]

Didn't someone do that over a lake here and turn into a dicksicle popsicle?

Probably. :)

[Christina]

Can I play sluts too?

Sure, but it's really hard to be a bigger slut than Lisa and Brianna already are :evil:

[Brianna]

Sure, but it's really hard to be a bigger slut than Lisa and Brianna already are :evil:

Excuse me Miss on top of the list :D

[Lisa0315]

Sure, but it's really hard to be a bigger slut than Lisa and Brianna already are :evil:

Yeah, you have proven that...:evil:

[Lisa0315]

Can I play sluts too?

Absoslutly. Read it again. :evil:

[Christina]

Well, you all have a chance to catch up now because I'll be in and out weeding for a few hours and just checking in on breaks. Get to it!

[Lisa0315]

Well, you all have a chance to catch up now because I'll be in and out weeding for a few hours and just checking in on breaks. Get to it!

Yes Ma'am!!! :D

(Oh, fearless leader of all post-sluts!)

[Uthgar the Brazen]

*sluts his posts*

[Garnet]

Y'all scare me sometimes.

[Lisa0315]

Y'all scare me sometimes.


Whut we do? :dunno: :evil: