The Texting of the Ten Commandments

[Rie]

:evil:I came across a very apt and funny bit of nonsense called Texting the Ten Commandments. e.g Commandment no.1 ...no1b4me.srsly
2.dnt wrshippix/idols
3.no omgs
4.no wrk on w/end(sat4now;sunl8r)
5.pos ok-ur m7d r cool
6.dnt kill ppl
7.:-x only w/m8
8.dnt steal
9.dnt lie re:bf
10.dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox or dnkey.myob.

[Notta]

That's funny!

[Bouncer]

I use predictive text, so it's harder to write like that, than it is to just type in regular English :P

[Rie]

..I want to add that all replies be in textspeak?

[MrFungus420]

1) Thou shall have no gods before me.

(That is the way that I text)

[espritch]

5.pos ok-ur m7d r cool

I assume this is about honoring your parents, but I'm not sure how to translate it. Is "m7d" supposed to be "m&d"?

Of course I've never texted (I don't have a cell phone - I guess I'm a Luddite).