The Witty Caption Competition Thread

[Ray Moscow]

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3893/spandexbad.jpg

[Old Woman in Purple]

(ANOTHER "ugly guy[s] in leotards"?!? This is getting visually painful....ugh....)

[Ray Moscow]

(ANOTHER "ugly guy[s] in leotards"?!? This is getting visually painful....ugh....)

It was either that or one of the GOP presidential candidates.

[Noumenon]

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3893/spandexbad.jpg

Boyband reunion tour: Take Fat

[Barefoot Bree]

(ANOTHER "ugly guy[s] in leotards"?!? This is getting visually painful....ugh....)

It was either that or one of the GOP presidential candidates.
Funny, I thought that WAS the GOP candidates lineup.

[Old Woman in Purple]

(ANOTHER "ugly guy[s] in leotards"?!? This is getting visually painful....ugh....)

It was either that or one of the GOP presidential candidates.
Funny, I thought that WAS the GOP candidates lineup.

LOL! :notworthy:

[Ozymandias]

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3893/spandexbad.jpg

Can you spot Ozy in this lineup?

[MattShizzle]

These are the strippers in the Pastafarian version of Hell.

[Barefoot Bree]

Can you spot Ozy in this lineup?
Frankly, I'm scared to "spot" anything in that lineup. I'm just not looking that closely, thanks.

[Arctish]

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3893/spandexbad.jpg

Can you spot Ozy in this lineup?

Looks like the guy in the green leotard did! :evil:

[Ray Moscow]

(ANOTHER "ugly guy[s] in leotards"?!? This is getting visually painful....ugh....)

It was either that or one of the GOP presidential candidates.
Funny, I thought that WAS the GOP candidates lineup.

Winner! (Although possibly it was not an intentional entry.)

[Barefoot Bree]

Oh, dear, now I have to find a pic. (No, Ray, it wasn't intentional -- but you're damn right I'll accept the win. :D )

Be back soon....

[Barefoot Bree]

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Hot_Dog_Cat.jpg

[Ray Moscow]

If we'd known we'd get lunchmeat, we wouldn't have bothered to evolve fangs and claws.

[neilstone40]

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Hot_Dog_Cat.jpg

I haz eetin yur grandma an' u didn't get none!

[Arctish]

My bologna haz a furst name,
it'z nom nom nom nom nom.....

[Barefoot Bree]

Put me in that torture harness, hoist me up, and hang me from a skyhook, lady - You. Are. Not. Stealing. My. Lunch.

[Beau]

Lorena Bobbitt and 'Hannibal', her loyal cat.

[Jesus]

"No, nowhere near the taste of fresh rodent"

[Barefoot Bree]

My bologna haz a furst name,
it'z nom nom nom nom nom.....
For making me literally laugh out loud, Arctish walks away with the win.

Proceed, milady.








(It is milady, isn't it? I'm going to be really embarrassed if not.....)

[Arctish]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Arctish/tounge-art-images-that-lick-the-rest.jpg

[Politesse]

"Smile for photoshop, Bob."

[Jobar]

Edward Scissorhands' half brother, George Zippertongue.

[Arctish]

Sorry about that, I forgot the "no photoshop images" rule. Try this one:

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Arctish/ebonyjewelwing.jpg

[Politesse]

"Hey man, a drip of coffee goes a long way when you're my size."

[Rome]

"And don't get me started on teleporters!"

[Jobar]

The Staris Rapidans beetle has become a serious pest on Peruvian coca plantations.

[Barefoot Bree]

Pic page transfer post.

Sorry about that, I forgot the "no photoshop images" rule. Try this one:

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Arctish/ebonyjewelwing.jpg

[Arctish]

Jobar's coke-fiend pest chews up the competition. Take it away, Jobar.

[Jobar]

Thenkew, thenkew. :)

Let's see...

http://www.coldbacon.com/pics/bunny.jpg

[Barefoot Bree]

"Look, kid, you think Santa can eat all those billions of cookies by himself?"

[Politesse]

"Of course it'll go straight to the haunches."

[Rome]

"I'm not proud of myself! :("

[Politesse]

"Wha-? Who the hell leaves rocky mountain oysters out for Santa?"

[Wizofoz]

"yeah...Well...I'm sick of F@#$%^G Carrots, OK?"

[Laton]

"...in the split second that their eyes met, Bob knew that this was the start of a cycle of escalating incidents that could only end in death or madness..."

[Ray Moscow]

Thenkew, thenkew. :)

Let's see...

http://www.coldbacon.com/pics/bunny.jpg

In truth, Episcopal Bunny never had much interest in worship or theological discussion. He just came to coffee hour for the cookies.

In most respects, he was a typical Episcopalian.

[Jobar]

I'm giving this one to Laton, for amusing incongruity. :D

[Laton]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/wtf-photos-videos-meow.jpg

[Barefoot Bree]

No pic do I see.

EDIT: n/m. there it is.

[Jobar]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/wtf-photos-videos-meow.jpg

"How much is that kitty in the window?
The one with the long orange ta-a-a-a-ail?"

[Rome]

"Sup, tiger?"

"nm, u?"

[David B]

'I paid for the Frosties, honest, officer.

David

[Jobar]

"There GRATE!"

[Politesse]

The NYPD soon began to rethink the particulars of its new "War on Bestiality" initiative.

[Jesus]

"Never get out of the boat... never get out of the boat..."

[neilstone40]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/wtf-photos-videos-meow.jpg

NYPD's SWAT team comprehensive scenario-based training included the 'shoot an angry apartment-dwelling tiger while abseiling' exercise before moving on to the now infamous 'tazer a rocket-launcher wielding, Hummer-driving gerbil' event.

[Ray Moscow]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/wtf-photos-videos-meow.jpg

In his later years, jettisoned as a unscrupulous promoter of unhealthy cereral and villified as a corrupter of youth, Tony became an angry, bitter shut-in, gradually alienated his neighbors and eventually had to be put down by animal control.

[Laton]

OK, I'm calling a three-way tie between Jesus, Neil & Ray.

First of you three in with a pic takes it.

[Ray Moscow]

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9638/mudn.jpg

[Laton]

Wendy, I can fly!!!...............damn.

[Mediancat]

Some peoples, to placate the gods, sacrifice a virgin to a volcano. The residents of Dogpatch settle for getting a fat guy to jump into a mud puddle.

Rob

[Rome]

Good thing I learned how to hover over mud!

[Wizofoz]

Greg Louganis- Breaking Down..

[Arctish]

Plaquemines county tsunami awareness training.

[Ray Moscow]

Plaquemines county tsunami awareness training.

Winner!

[Arctish]

Thanks! New pic coming up.

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Arctish/pigeonpantsAP_450x350.jpg

[Rome]

"Here's your...paper, ma'am. Like what's on the front page?" ;)

[Ray Moscow]

Subway's new 'hot deli' delivery system hit an unexpected snag with both the FDA and Focus on the Family.

[Beau]

Hospitals in Libya have hit an all time low. Doctors hiding medical supplies in underwear is common.

[Mediancat]

The surprise isn't that his underwear is down around his ankles; the surprise is that a gorilla is wearing pants at all . .

Rob

[neilstone40]

Frank had decided to confuse the customs officers by secreting packs of cocaine and crystal meth inside his trousers to deflect from the 'orang-outang skin' trousers he was smuggling underneath...

[Jobar]

The venerable sport of chicken-legging is in turmoil, due to new clothing and packaging materials. Traditionalists are trying to have them banned, while more up-to-date chicken-leggers feel modern technology will improve the competition.

[Arctish]

Jobar's chicken-legger wins!

[Jobar]

:)

http://www.coldbacon.com/pics/beer.jpg

[rog]

Since being forced out of the Shire, many Hobbits became chronic alcoholics as they failed to cope with the stresses of the modern world.

[davidpbrown]

If global warming continues like it has, we'll all need a cold beer that we can put our head in. I was in London this weekend, walking around in 30˚C finding somewhere to live. Single pints just don't cut it anymore!

[neilstone40]

My Doctors said I should cut down my drinking to one glass of beer a day - that sounds fair enough to me...

[Wizofoz]

Got room for three ppints of Whisky in that? Then fill it up with beer!!

[Mediancat]

"You think it's funny, Mike? Wait till the giant catches up to us."

Rob

[Arctish]

:)

http://www.coldbacon.com/pics/beer.jpg

That was the moment Albert began to suspect this wasn't heaven after all.

[Ray Moscow]

The new driving standards should have been more specific as to what "one drink" really meant.

[Jobar]

The thought of alcoholic hobbits (with ties and wristwatches) gave me a good giggle, so I'm giving this one to rog. :D

[rog]

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/beer-and-boobs.jpg

Sorry for the delay.

[Politesse]

"I would look fantastic in that dress!"

[Barefoot Bree]

"Beer... Boobs... Beer... Boobs... God, I love being twenty-one!"

[neilstone40]

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/beer-and-boobs.jpg


"I wonder if the other one has got a name too..."

[Wizofoz]

Must...Use...The....Force....to....Make....them... pop...out!!!!!

[Jobar]

Is it live, or is it Memorex?

[Arctish]

Your boobs are staring at my eyes.

[rog]

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/beer-and-boobs.jpg


"I wonder if the other one has got a name too..."

Winner!

[neilstone40]

Here's the next one my fearless captioneers...

http://cdn.10dailythings.com/images/funny0349.jpg

[BWE]

Won't let me play with the light sockets? We'll see about that.. 199, 200

[MattShizzle]

rlogan's training program for his newest child...

[Jobar]

"Wish I was doing this well at toilet training!"

[Wizofoz]

So...50 push-ups on each arm...

If ONLY I knew how to count.....

[Mediancat]

"Yeah, yeah, I know, he can do 50 one-armed push-ups. Just let me know when the little bastard's toilet-trained, all right?"

Rob

[Politesse]

"Mommy, I forgot how crawling works again."

[neilstone40]

"Mommy, I forgot how crawling works again."

Winnah!!!

All your's Poli...

[Politesse]

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Launch553.jpg

[rog]

Spreading peace, missile by missile.

[neilstone40]

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Launch553.jpg

"Blue leader to base, when I'm supposed to drop the humanitarian aid parcels by parachute, is it the red button or the green button - over"?

[Mediancat]

"Someone might want to tell Aquaman I'm really, really sorry."

Rob

[Wizofoz]

K...So...the de-mister button is...err...THIS one.....

[Arctish]

"That just never gets old"

[BudGreenleaf]

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.


Caption:
---Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. AaaaaaaAfternoon delight. *clap clap*--

[Politesse]

"Someone might want to tell Aquaman I'm really, really sorry."

Rob

Made me chuckle. You win!

[Mediancat]

Thanks!

And here we go:

http://www.solneelman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/13DogSurf.JPG

Rob

[Barefoot Bree]

Hey, you were right, Rover! Humans DO make great shark bait!

[Arctish]

Dude....wait, what?

[Laton]

The trial of using assistance dogs for surfing proved less than successful.

[Mediancat]

Laton, I deem thee winner.

Rob

[Jobar]

I was going to suggest "Hang twenty!", but too late...

[Laton]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/wtf-photos-videos-fight.jpg

[Ray Moscow]

It was only a matter of time until the wet Tshirt contests escalated into something a lot more serious.

[Mediancat]

Aquaman groaned. "This is what they set up in exchange for blowing up half of Atlantis?"

Rob

[Ozymandias]

What is this? Spongebob Squarepant's kinky fantasy?

[Barefoot Bree]

Lisa knew the tryouts for the Mermaid Show at Weeki Wachee Springs were tough, but she hadn't reckoned on "winner take all" being quite this literal.

[Arctish]

Hallucination or wet dream: you decide.

[Laton]

Hallucination or wet dream: you decide.

Winner!

[Arctish]

Thanks!

Here you go:
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Arctish/star_trek_chokes.jpg

[MattShizzle]

"What do you MEAN Sulu is gay!?!?!?!"

[rog]

Thanks!

Here you go:
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Arctish/star_trek_chokes.jpg

Fuck me Spock! If you're going to fart like that again, do it in a space suit!!!

[Politesse]

The weekly youtube party on the bridge was cancelled after Hikaru discovered "2 klingons 1 bucket".

[Laton]

The weekly youtube party on the bridge was cancelled after Hikaru discovered "2 klingons 1 bucket".

:rolling::rolling::rolling:

[Barefoot Bree]

I can save HOW MUCH on Priceline?

[neilstone40]

After their famous 'slingshot around the sun' technique took them many years into the future (or was it the past?) the crew saw the first ever episode of TV Series 'TJ Hooker'

[Mediancat]

Yeah, I'm not going to bother to attempt to top politesse on this one.

Rob

[David B]

Poli wins the internets

David

[Arctish]

The weekly youtube party on the bridge was cancelled after Hikaru discovered "2 klingons 1 bucket".

Politesse wins by popular acclaim!

[Politesse]

Merci, merci!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--fCAMp7vG2o/TY27ElnwV0I/AAAAAAAAArI/PPiJjIu0NUk/s1600/funny-football.jpg

[neilstone40]

Merci, merci!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--fCAMp7vG2o/TY27ElnwV0I/AAAAAAAAArI/PPiJjIu0NUk/s1600/funny-football.jpg

The team were quick to exploit a new ball passing technique they'd learned at their winter training camp in Thailand...

[David B]

Nike sponsors the cutting edge technology that is fartcam.

David

[Mediancat]

A guy bending over with a ball on his ass, and "siemen" in plain sight: A scene from the legendary gay porn movie The Friendly.

Rob

[DMB]

I sat on some superglue.

[Arctish]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--fCAMp7vG2o/TY27ElnwV0I/AAAAAAAAArI/PPiJjIu0NUk/s1600/funny-football.jpg

Invisible airhose.

[Jobar]

Telekinesis for perverts

[Wizofoz]

FFFWWWAHHHH-- I don't even remember EATING that!!

[Politesse]

I sat on some superglue.

You win. It's the simple things in life that matter.

[DMB]

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/Snoopy.jpg

[Wizofoz]

The winner of the three legged race was disqualified after protests from other competitors.

[Barefoot Bree]

Mom! Sis stole my leg again!

[Laton]

"Sure he's fast in a straight-line but just watch him try to make a right turn."

[Arctish]

I can't think of anything that tops Wizofoz's caption. Can we have a declared winner and a new picture, please?

[Oolon Colluphid]

Since there's no winner announcement yet, I'll sneak in under the wire with...


Yes he'd been hungry, and yes the bone had been delicious, but Barney had regretted it ever since.


"And the winner of Strictly Come Doggy Dancing 2011, for truly exceptional waltz, is..."

[davidpbrown]

*cough*

[Jobar]

I poked DMB about this.

[DMB]

Sorry about taking my eye of the ball. I think Laton is the winner.

[Laton]

Sweet :)

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/image011.jpg

[David B]

And if you go chasing rabbits, and you knoe you're going to fall, tell them a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you the call, go ask Alice, when she was just small.

David

[Jobar]

Towards the end, Hugh Hefner's advancing mental deterioration led to some very strange pictorials in Playboy.

[MattShizzle]

You dumb motherfucker! That is NOT what I meant when I told you I wanted 18 ski bunnies to be waiting for me when I got to the lodge! You're fired!

[Mediancat]

Rabbit-Proof Fencers

Rob

[Barefoot Bree]

The casting call for Harvey II: The Revenge. This time it's personal.

[DMB]

Rabbits are useless at ski-ing. They hold the poles upside down.

[Laton]

Rabbit-Proof Fencers

Rob

Winner

[Mediancat]

Thanks! And here we go . . .

http://www.solneelman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/0663.jpg

Rob

[MattShizzle]

"Goddamn Crazy Glue!"

[Jobar]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Pillows!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Pillows!

[Politesse]

The design of Sleep EZ Antigravity Pillows (tm) turned out to have a fatal flaw when taken outdoors.

[Laton]

The new sport of extreme pillow fighting eventually became regarded as a public menace.

[Barefoot Bree]

Owwww. Just looking at that makes my back hurt.






(I can't decide if that's an entry or just a comment. You decide.)

[Mediancat]

The design of Sleep EZ Antigravity Pillows (tm) turned out to have a fatal flaw when taken outdoors.

And Politesse takes it!

Rob

[Politesse]

Here you go!

http://www.howtobearetronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Colonel-Sanders-and-Alice-Cooper.jpg

(that's colonel sanders of kfc fame and alice cooper, for those who don't recognize them off the bat)

[MattShizzle]

"Hey Colonel, could you get me a live chicken? I'm kinda freaked out by bats but still don't want to be completely outdone by Ozzy."

[Wizofoz]

"Hello mr Cooper, I'm here to deliver that batch you ordered- the one with the SPECIAL Herbs and spices...."

[hirundo]

"New series of Randall and Hopkirk (deceased) scrapped due to poor ratings."

[Oolon Colluphid]

I got the munchies but I better not touch
(Don't touch)
A fillet burger, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna bucket but ten pieces too much
(Too much)
I wanna taste it but your chicken's venomous
Poison

[Silly Sausage]

I got the munchies but I better not touch
(Don't touch)
A fillet burger, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna bucket but ten pieces too much
(Too much)
I wanna taste it but your chicken's venomous
Poison

LMFAO!! :rolling: :notworthy:

[Mediancat]

Can we get a judgment?

Rob

[Politesse]

Oolon wins.

[Jobar]

Be sure to send a comment or PM to the winner!

[Politesse]

Did do.

[Oolon Colluphid]

Yay, thanks!

Unfortunately, the source I used to use -- the Daily Telegraph's 'Week in Pictures' -- has gone aoo tecchie and unlinkable. So I've had to make do. Try this:

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/uD8BhLTiZ3W09KlCPx3asQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTM1NDt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2011-11-18T031133Z_01_NOOTR_RTRMDNP_2_India-605929-1-pic0.jpg

[Rome]

Test of straightness: If you saw the "Taco" sign in the corner, you passed.

[Mediancat]

"You are traveling through another dimension. A dimension only of sight and sound, but no mind. A journey into a ponderous realm whose fans have no imagination. Next stop, the Twilight zone."

Rob

[Silly Sausage]

"You are traveling through another dimension. A dimension only of sight and sound, but no mind. A journey into a ponderous realm whose fans have no imagination. Next stop, the Twilight zone."

Rob


:rolling:

[Oolon Colluphid]

Since my pic was pretty uninspiring -- except for Rob :notworthy: -- I pronounce him the winner. Go, Rob!

[Mediancat]

So for Thanksgiving . . .

http://cdn-ugc.cafemom.com/gen/resize/306/203/80/2011/11/21/12/s2/47/pozj0zkiog.png

Rob

[Arctish]

Pardoned Turkey Abducts Child
Obama Re-election Campaign In Shambles

[Wizofoz]

Coming Soon-

Rise of the Planet of the Turkeys!!

[Barefoot Bree]

Dinner? DINNER?! I'll show you who's dinner!

[Old Woman in Purple]

The reigning Duck-Duck-Goose champion continues to perfect his skills.

[Politesse]

The best defense is a good offense.

[Mediancat]

And Arctish wins!

Take it --

Rob

[Arctish]

Here you go:

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Arctish/CRI_113241.jpg

[Rome]

"So this is a man's penis? I think I'll give it the blowjob."

[Jobar]

The cover of the most recent Guns and Gloryholes magazine

[MattShizzle]

"now that's the damndest light I ever seen!"

[Politesse]

"Oh my sainted grandmother, a firearm in our boudoir! Trigger its cock, Maisie, and perhaps it will go away!"

[Oolon Colluphid]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Arctish/CRI_113241.jpg
It's a little-known fact that Stanley Kubrick's The Shining was a remake of the 1929 short The Polishing, in which two scullery-maids are chased around a country house by a revolver-toting valet.

This scene had an intertitle that read "Heeeeere's Jeeves!"


The Polishing was not a commercial success.


[/Mark Kermode]

[Arctish]

Oolon wins! Your turn, Mr. Colluphid.

[Oolon Colluphid]

Thanks!

Hmmm. Okay... try M Sarkozy:

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/57074000/jpg/_57074345_013431112-1.jpg

[MattShizzle]

When I'm in the mood, this is how I hold my wife's ass.

[Mediancat]

The French version of the 5-dollar footlong commercials from Subway was something less than a roaring success.

Rob

[Politesse]

Now suppose this imaginary basketball is the European economy, and that trash bin over there is the future...

[Oolon Colluphid]

The conference attendees were surprised when M Sarkozy described the Eurozone situation as being "like an epizode of ze Engleesh sitcom Allo Allo", then broke into singing the theme tune, complete with air-accordion.

[Oolon Colluphid]

Can you have another picture as a caption? If so...http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/57074000/jpg/_57074345_013431112-1.jpg

http://static.bbc.co.uk/h4discoveryzone/ic/newsimg/media/images/229/129/57077000/jpg/_57077586_013435550-1.jpg

[Old Woman in Purple]

LOL! :notworthy:

[DMB]

Does he have a big car?

[Oolon Colluphid]

Looks like this round goes to Politesse :)

Off you go!

[Politesse]

Have at it:

http://www.mormonbeliefs.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mormon-missionary2.jpg

[Wizofoz]

"...Now the correct interpretation of THIS passage is that God told Joseph Smith to send all the tithings to this Numbered Swiss Bank account...

[trendkill]

"'...and all who go two by two wearing vestments of black and white shall be laid waste, for verily, the God of Israel is a fashion-conscious God...'"

[Rome]

"If they ask about our magic underwear, it's on this page. Their skepticism will surely be curbed."

[rog]

Con artists attempt to put their mark into a coma by tricking him into reading the book of Mormon.

[Laton]

Rebooting in the spirit of the season:

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/SANTA.jpg

[Wizofoz]

Saint Nick rues the result of one too many tots of rum during Christmas Present delivery...

[Jobar]

It's a deep secret that most of Santa's elves are shanghaied.

[Politesse]

(Oh, sorry. Laton wins.)

[Rome]

All three need a diaper change.

[JSpades]

"See? Even Santa can't stay jolly around these brats."

[ksen]

"Almost there!!!"

[mira]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/SANTA.jpg

I'm too old for this shit.

[Laton]

All three need a diaper change.

Winner!

[Rome]

http://artsyspot.com/img/fun/weird-and-hilarious-stuff/weird-and-hilarious-stuff07.jpg

[Full Tilt Boogie]

http://artsyspot.com/img/fun/weird-and-hilarious-stuff/weird-and-hilarious-stuff07.jpg

"Darling, when you said you had hairy tits..."

[trendkill]

http://artsyspot.com/img/fun/weird-and-hilarious-stuff/weird-and-hilarious-stuff07.jpg

CANNIBALISM
You're doing it wrong

[Politesse]

Mitsuaki Iwago, understandably distracted by the tongue, didn't even realize what the little bastard's tail was doing.

[Laton]

For Jiko that forbidden thrill he had first felt at being a furry had started to die.

[Arpie]

Jiko was reluctant to talk about when he lost his virginity as it always embarrassed his sister.

[MattShizzle]

The moment when Fred Phelps came his pants started making "god hates monkeys" signs.

[Lulu]

Sources say that thousands of child monkey porn pictures were found on Jane Goodall's laptop. The Gorilla community is outraged.

[Noumenon]

In Scandinavia, they only stick to lamposts.

[Oolon Colluphid]

In Rome's apparent absence, I'll give that to Arpie...

[Arctish]

Jump starting this thread again:

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Arctish/underwearmodel.jpg

[Oolon Colluphid]

n/m :o

[Lulu]

Look Ma! No Hands!

[Laton]

"A famous trademark in Shang Hai is the best Marketing could come up with?
Call it the iJock or something, fuck Apple."

[Mediancat]

Underwear for bobbleheads.

Rob

[Marquez]

Apparently it's true what they say about men with small hands...

[Arctish]

Apparently it's true what they say about men with small hands...

Take it away Marquez!

[Jobar]

Everyone remember to send a PM or comment to the person who won, in case they forget to check back to this thread. :)

[Arctish]

I sent a comment. If Marquez doesn't post another picture soon someone else can jump in.

[Marquez]

http://s1.static.gotsmile.net/images/2011/06/08/strange-car-accident_130752236369.jpg

[Lulu]

Car Planking! You're doing it wrong!

[trendkill]

Steven took the term 'Information Superhighway' a bit too literally.

[Politesse]

"Doc? Doc!"

[Laton]

It'll never solve the parking problem.

[Jobar]

Early model flying cars often had this problem when taking off or landing on crowded city streets.

[Arctish]

http://s1.static.gotsmile.net/images/2011/06/08/strange-car-accident_130752236369.jpg

"Hello, Onstar? I think there's something wrong with my GPS."

[Mediancat]

Not co-opting, but I think this picture could use a caption or two:

http://darkroom.baltimoresun.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ae-weird-plunge-p01-760x465.jpg

Rob

[MattShizzle]

The sad story of Luke Skywalker in his later years.