The Witty Caption Competition Thread

[Laton]

I think we need one of these around here.

Process is simple:


Picture gets posted (No photo-shopped pics)
Winner is decided by the poster of the picture,
Winner gets to post the next picture
Time frame of around a day, if no winner is declared its first in with the new pic.


To kick off:

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/r215022_833979.jpg

[Lisa0315]

I love this game, Laton!!! Thanks for starting it!

[Lisa0315]

The amount of taxes I am going to pay after I get done bribing those bitches in Washington!

[Lisa0315]

The size of the first "micro" chip you ask?

[Lisa0315]

What is that you said? Peace Out? Is that like Live Long and Prosper?

[Steviepinhead]

Peacing out is kind of the opposite of stressing out.

Sort of shorthand for "Peace, Love, and Happiness, Dude!"






Or, as we climbers say, "Peace On!"

[Lisa0315]

Peacing out is kind of the opposite of stressing out.

Sort of shorthand for "Peace, Love, and Happiness, Dude!"






Or, as we climbers say, "Peace On!"

Stevie, Did you read the OP? :dunno:

[Oolon Colluphid]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/r215022_833979.jpg

"... and this one's a rabbit." Bill's hand shadow show left something to be desired.

[ofro]

It's only that short a time until the next version of Windows!


This is what I think of Steven Jobs.

[Laton]

Oolon wins this round

[Ronin]

I think we need one of these around here.

Process is simple:


Picture gets posted (No photo-shopped pics)
Winner is decided by the poster of the picture,
Winner gets to post the next picture
Time frame of around a day, if no winner is declared its first in with the new pic.


To kick off:

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/r215022_833979.jpg

Easy:

And we will call this new venture "Micro" "Soft"!

[Laton]

Slow in here. Someone post a pic!

[Oolon Colluphid]

Dammit, winning at the weekend! Sorry for the delay!

The Torygraph is normally a good source, but not this week. Best I can do:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01370/swan-waterski_1370863i.jpg

[Ray Moscow]

Although British law forbade killing or harming swans, unfortuantely the loophole about harnessing them for water skiing was exploited by displaced hunters and bankers.

[Laton]

In these tough economic times, being the goose that lays the golden egg and maintaining your independence is becoming a much tougher job.

[ofro]

Before you plan on learning how to land on the Hudson river it will help to learn how to take off from it.

[Lisa0315]

Swan, James Swan

[Oolon Colluphid]

Inspired by Lisa's...

Both man and bird tried to escape the advancing wall, but only one stood a chance...

[Oolon Colluphid]

Sorry for such a crap pic. Lisa, you win. Over to you.

[Lisa0315]

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0904/astrohead_nasa.jpg (http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0904/astrohead_nasa_big.jpg)

[Oolon Colluphid]

UPS took their claim to be able to deliver anywhere very seriously.

[Ray Moscow]

Outsourcing major NASA projects to IKEA provided more challenges than expected.

[Matty]

In a breakthrough for equal treatment of disabled people in the workplace, Bobby "Boxy Boxhead succesfully passed his NASA Astronauts final exam today.

[Ray Moscow]

In space, there's no one to hear you curse about the assembly instructions.

[alien billie]

The final, tragic chapter in the David Blaine story.

[Lisa0315]

LMAO! Keep 'em coming guys! When I announce the winner, I will link you to the NASA site that describes what is actually going on in the pic.

Lisa

[Ray Moscow]

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0904/astrohead_nasa.jpg (http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0904/astrohead_nasa_big.jpg)

GM's new solar-power car worked quite well in near-earth orbit. However, getting it down to the consumer would require another $30 billion subsidy.

[Matty]

After many months of discussion it was decided that the only really fair and effective way to protect people of the Earth from Anne Coulters stupidity, was to package her up in a lead lined box and fire her deep into the depths of space.

[Lisa0315]

Tough decision between Oolon, Matty's last one, and Ray's instruction one.

I will break the tie by OCD! Hold on!

Lisa

[Ray Moscow]

I concede to Matty's Anne Coulter solution.

[Lisa0315]

Well, that turned out to be a really easy OCD decision. Hard to explain, but I wrote down the three names in order of the post that I was voting on. I would then have counted each letter in each name, eliminating a letter as I went. The number would have been today's date, the first, so...that meant that Matty would have had a Y left. (It only works when it is not the first day of the month, LOL!)

Anyway, by way of insanity, Matty wins this round, but I loved all of them!

Here is the link to the site: This photo was actually an April Fool's joke by NASA. Read it and enjoy!

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/

Lisa

[Lisa0315]

I concede to Matty's Anne Coulter solution.

Apparantly, my OCD agrees with you! :D

[Matty]

w00t, my cherry win on a new board. :)

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wtf_pics-david-at-the-beach.jpg

[Lisa0315]

I can't see the pic.

[Jobar]

"Ha! I am EAGLEMAN, defender of justice, punisher of naughty boys! Kneel before my power, young punk! And while you're down there..."

[Ray Moscow]

In retrospect, the "don't ask, don't tell" policy had its strong points.

[Matty]

with hindsight, shooting "USman Spanker of the Naughty" on location on a Mid East beach on Red Sea, was bound to be somewhat problematic.


How Islam views the west.

[Free in Freeport]

______________ (owner of another forum) took it quite literally when, in a fit of pique, I so rudely told her to take her thread, fold it into sharp corners, and stick it where the sun never shines.

[Mediancat]

w00t, my cherry win on a new board. :)

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wtf_pics-david-at-the-beach.jpg

The auditions for the Captain America movie went less successfully than the producers were hoping.

Rob

[Cliché Guevara]

Breaking News: Rush Limbaugh comes out of the closet after his successful year of dieting. In a statement on his show yesterday, Rush told listeners that diet pills were as American as feather boas and painting your body in national colours. He added that his success wasn't down to diet pills alone, as he also increased his intake of Red Bull. He said it gave him American wings and the confidence to fly his blue balls right up some liberal's ass.


(Okay, not so much a caption as an entire bulletin. :o )

[reddhedd]

Air America's new mascot...

[Laton]

Bob never fully recovered from his years as President Bush's speech writer.

[Matty]

Breaking News: Rush Limbaugh comes out of the closet after his successful year of dieting. In a statement on his show yesterday, Rush told listeners that diet pills were as American as feather boas and painting your body in national colours. He added that his success wasn't down to diet pills alone, as he also increased his intake of Red Bull. He said it gave him American wings and the confidence to fly his blue balls right up some liberal's ass.


(Okay, not so much a caption as an entire bulletin. :o )
s'alright, it was a paragraph of chuckle as far as i was concerned.:)
Go for it.

[Cliché Guevara]

Ooooh, I won. And on an entry I don't even remember typing. Damn that red wine!

Right then, I better go look for a pic. brb.

[Cliché Guevara]

http://www.authorstream.com/Content/Octavio-11464-Funny-images-music-Entertainment-ppt-powerpoint-118_88.jpg

[Notta]

And the #1 reason why "Break Dancing with Bulls" did not finish filming was.....

[Lisa0315]

Tragedy on the set of the Go-Go's video, "Head Over Hills"

[Ronin]

It's no bull, I'm nuts over you!

[Jobar]

"Help, boss! I'm stuck!"

[Oolon Colluphid]

http://www.authorstream.com/Content/Octavio-11464-Funny-images-music-Entertainment-ppt-powerpoint-118_88.jpg

"I told you, didn't I? The pink and yellow may be pretty, but it's way too small for a parachute."

[Matty]

in these days of economic downsizing, one of the more common methods to save money amongst Catalonian bullrings is to use cheaper Australian bulls

[ofro]

http://www.authorstream.com/Content/Octavio-11464-Funny-images-music-Entertainment-ppt-powerpoint-118_88.jpg
Talking about being horny ....

[Oolon Colluphid]

With a swish of the cloth, the magician did his big 'reveal'. "It was up his sleeve," said Mavis.

[Oolon Colluphid]

... their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun
But the most wonderful thing about bull-tigger hybrids is
IIIIII'm the only one.

[Oolon Colluphid]

Bull darts.

[Oolon Colluphid]

Doioyoioyoiynnnnnng

[Oolon Colluphid]

Matador: "This may not be the best time to mention it, but you've got dandruff."

[Matty]

Ooh so close. Now lets see what you could have won

[Cliché Guevara]

LOL! Y'all are great, but Oolon takes the prize with his winning combo of quantity and quality.

:D

[David B]

LOL! Y'all are great, but Oolon takes the prize with his winning combo of quantity and quality.

:D

But then again, he doesn't post much, if at all, at weekends, so maybe you should nominate the second place?

David

[Cliché Guevara]

Hmmm, tough. I'll go with Matty's Australian bull. :D

[Mageth]

The U.S. was put in a tough diplomatic position when Spain test-fired its first Bullistic Missile.

[Matty]

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wtf_pics-nancy-reagan.jpg

[LuisGarcia]

Matty tried to make it up to Ravenscape for defecting

[Mediancat]

"Ronnie, when I said I wanted a tea set for Christmas, this isn't what I had in mind."

Rob

[Matty]

unfortunately for Mr T, when he was overheard saying he wantedt a fine assed bitch like Nancy for Xmas, he was quoting Snoop Dog in Weeds.

[Lisa0315]

Is that more gold nuggets in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

[Matty]

heh go for it Mediancat the T service gave me the chuckles.

[Mediancat]

Thanks!

Here you go --

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/ScrabbleBCroft_450x300.jpg


Rob

[Notta]

Ali.....alla......alegate........

Ah, fukkit, I'm going with just 'gator'.

What do you mean, that's not a real word?

[Jobar]

After the third time Bubba's pet upset their game, Billy Joe made him put it back on the chain.

[Matty]

in alabama its quite common for a guy to play games with his friend whilst his wife watches

once the OHSA got hold of Steve Irwins old show it became much less exciting

[Laton]

Xtreme Scrabble

[Lisa0315]

In Louisiana, "Playing Chicken" has a whole other meaning.

[muidiri]

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/ScrabbleBCroft_450x300.jpg


Yay! It's time for the hit Japanese game show...

Super-extreme-dangerous scrabble-battle of chewing big reptiles!
Happy luckiness for winning!

[Lisa0315]

University of Louisiana has a unique entrance exam...

[Mediancat]

A tie between Lisa0315's "University of Louisiana has a unique entrance exam..." and Matty's "once the OHSA got hold of Steve Irwins old show it became much less exciting."

Whoever gets up a picture first, have at it.

Rob

[Lisa0315]

http://static.flickr.com/3240/2646822697_ff9460e565.jpg (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefOgUtlJyBEBsgSjzbkF/SIG=1293segev/EXP=1239065632/**http%3A//www.flickr.com/photos/24575966@N03/2646822697/)

[espritch]

Man; I really am the world's biggest rock star!

[Free in Freeport]

Matty tried to make it up to Ravenscape for defecating



fify

[Free in Freeport]

http://static.flickr.com/3240/2646822697_ff9460e565.jpg (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefOgUtlJyBEBsgSjzbkF/SIG=1293segev/EXP=1239065632/**http%3A//www.flickr.com/photos/24575966@N03/2646822697/)

That was amazing!! Michelle NEVER did that with me.

[Mediancat]

Obama was confident that this cabinet nominee would be confirmed with no difficulties. His confidence was sadly misplaced.

Rob

[Mediancat]

While the President kept a jovial expression on his face after he met the man, he thought, The guy who hires my stand-ins is definitely getting his ass canned tomorrow morning.

Rob

[Lisa0315]

man; i really am the world's biggest rock star!

winner!!!! :d

[Laton]

Easter special!

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/easter-fun.jpg

[ofro]

Seconds later, little Annie became food for a very hungry, suddenly carnivorous bunny.

[Lisa0315]

An early picture of Seriel Killer, Rosemary West, gave psychologists insight into exactly when her mind went wrong.

[Free in Freeport]

Why does this bunny have something big and hard between his legs?

[Free in Freeport]

Is that a cross in your costume or are you glad to see me?

[Laton]

An early picture of Seriel Killer, Rosemary West, gave psychologists insight into exactly when her mind went wrong.

Winner

[Matty]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/easter-fun.jpg

Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

[Ray Moscow]

The tragedy of "pagan" Easter

[Oolon Colluphid]

Mr Flopsy's ventriloquist act was doomed from the start.

[Oolon Colluphid]

"Oh, she may look sweet and innocent. Perhaps, Ma'am, you can explain this hot wet patch on my leg then, eh?"

[Oolon Colluphid]

In a marathon 22 hour operation, surgeons were able to remove little Isabel's huge furry growth. Here we see her before the surgery.

[Oolon Colluphid]

"... For tea yesterday I had cheese toasties, for breakfast I had egg toasties, and for lunch I had sardine toasties. That's right, Mr Bunny, I've been mixin' ma toasties."

[Ray Moscow]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/easter-fun.jpg


OK, this isn't actually a caption, but this reminds me of this story:

Polar Bear Attack (http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/national_world&id=6755814)

A woman is recovering in a German hospital after being attacked by polar bears.

The woman climbed over a fence at the Berlin Zoo and jumped into the polar bear enclosure during feeding time.

OK, I think polar bears are pretty cool, but I also think they are extremely dangerous. Same for man-sized, crazed-looking rabbits.

[Lisa0315]

http://bagnewsnotes.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341cc90353ef01156f22f797970c-pi (http://bagnewsnotes.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341cc90353ef01156f22f792970c-pi)

[Mediancat]

There is more brain power in this picture than there was in the entire Bush cabinet. And that's not even counting Obama.

Rob

[Matty]

Even though he had been president for a little while, and should have been getting used to secret service and FBI agents about the place by now, the age old tendency to leg it when you see a hint of badge can be hard thing to come to terms with.

[Oolon Colluphid]

"Sick the nigger, Killer! ... What? You mean he's supposed to be here?"

[Lisa0315]

*cringe* Dude, that is too far even in the name of humor. I know you are not a racist, but dayum!

[Matty]

heh. No such thing in these compos.


http://bagnewsnotes.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341cc90353ef01156f22f797970c-pi

One of the lesser touted advantages of being the president was the rare opportunity to break into a run whenever he felt like it without the fear of being shot, tazed or even arrested.


Oh fuck, i've been here for weeks and i forgot the most important job, gotta get some new rims for the SS Suburbans.

[Lisa0315]

*sigh* okay, but that is not going to win with me.

Lisa

[Matty]

cmon, this is taking the piss out of racist attitudes not furthering them. :)


sometimes some hard exercise was the only way to block out that first weekend memory of walking in on Barbara Bush taking a large dump in the White House bathroom.

[ofro]

Bo, gonna get in shape to run with me in the next election?

[Lisa0315]

There is more brain power in this picture than there was in the entire Bush cabinet. And that's not even counting Obama.

Rob

Winner!

[Oolon Colluphid]

*cringe* Dude, that is too far even in the name of humor. I know you are not a racist, but dayum!
:confused:

The idea was that it was being said by a redneck (the language was the giveaway) security guard, who, on seeing a black guy where no black guy 'should' be, sets the dog on him... ah nevermind. :dunno: :(

[Mediancat]

http://images.morris.com/images/lubbock/mdControlled/cms/2008/05/15/279238653.jpg

Rob

[Matty]

It was years after Blazing Saddles and the guy that played Mongo STILL felt the need to prove how tough he once was. Still it made for some good youtube.


remember that bit in that western when the guy leaps onto the galloping horse without badly spraining his crotch, splitting his skull and dislocating his shoulder? Well this clip is nothing like that.



Bob thought he was doing pretty well right up to the point that a lance appeared from behind the back of the leading rider.


Devout Race Fan: God. Hear me now. I have prayed to you every night of my life and have never asked you for a thing, well now for the first time I am trusting you to stop those horses before they uuuggghhghhghhgh aaaaaaarrgggghgh heeelpp aaauuugh.
Yaweh: heheh. LOL. Sucker.
Thor: You can be a real cunt some times y'know, God.

[Oolon Colluphid]

"Can I have your autograph? Oh go on, pleeeease!"

[Lisa0315]

*cringe* Dude, that is too far even in the name of humor. I know you are not a racist, but dayum!
:confused:

The idea was that it was being said by a redneck (the language was the giveaway) security guard, who, on seeing a black guy where no black guy 'should' be, sets the dog on him... ah nevermind. :dunno: :(

I know Oolon, I know. Maybe, maybe, someday that word will not be as harmful as it is today, but I just couldn't go along with it.

Lisa

[Laton]

http://images.morris.com/images/lubbock/mdControlled/cms/2008/05/15/279238653.jpg

Unlike the old conflict between motorists and cyclists - who had right-of-way in 'jogger vs horserace' was quickly settled.

[ofro]

Years later, his sister tried to follow his example, but she preferred polar bears over horses.

[frazier]

Joe vs. the Three Horsemen of the Gay Apocalypse.

[Oolon Colluphid]

http://images.morris.com/images/lubbock/mdControlled/cms/2008/05/15/279238653.jpg

A controversial moment in the history of the Chubby Blokes in Sportswear Suffrage Movement.




(Hint: Emily Davison)

[Ray Moscow]

The new combined horse/footrace relay event was certainly lively, especially if one enjoyed watching runners getting trampled to death.

[Monad]

http://images.morris.com/images/lubbock/mdControlled/cms/2008/05/15/279238653.jpg

Rob

John quickly found that in the fiercely competitive world of horse racing, imaginary horses just don't cut it, however much you wave your arms rhythmically going clip -e-ti-clop

[Matty]

lol.

What? Ridden on a horse? You're using coconuts........

[Mediancat]

There're a lot of good ones, but the winner is . . . .


ofro, for Years later, his sister tried to follow his example, but she preferred polar bears over horses.

take it away!

Rob

[Oolon Colluphid]

Over 24 hours of silence from ofro, so as a stop-gap:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01386/donkey-fight_1386133i.jpg

[Matty]

much as Amid had heard the older boys many times talking about attempted ass fucking and the surprised response it can bring, he wasnt really ready for this.

look ma, no hands.

From an early age Ali wanted to be a porn star, and would practice fucking an ass whilst the other ass was being eaten ,whenever he got the chance.

[ofro]

(Thanks Oolon for helping out)


Never sit on the ass of an ass if the ass is behaving asinine!

[Ray Moscow]

Mohammed the Sunni ass (PBUH) had heard just about enough blapshemy from that Shi'a ass Muhammed, and his faith drove him into action.

[Matty]

Boys mom.: "I TOLD you it was too soon for him to graduate from goats"

[Ray Moscow]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01386/donkey-fight_1386133i.jpg

Taliban training camps hit new lows after the renewed Obama "let's just be friends" initiative.

[Matty]

this might look like animal abuse, but according to the Koran, that disrespectful Jennet totally had it coming and will be much better for it afterwards.

[Lisa0315]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the USA? Girl kicks ass.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer in Iran? Boy fucks ass

[Laton]

While the two animals were distracted, Achmel decide it was his chance to get a piece of ass.

[David B]

Wild thing, I think I love you

David

[SallyAnne]

in alabama its quite common for a guy to play games with his friend whilst his wife watches


LOL, I like this one.:D

[Oolon Colluphid]

Sorry for the delay if you were waiting for me.
While the two animals were distracted, Achmel decide it was his chance to get a piece of ass.

Simple and classic. Take it away, Laton!

[Laton]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/K9SniperTeam2-1.jpg

[Matty]

a couple of months later and it was Renton and Sick Boy in the sights.


tell you what, if you hit anything at this distance you can fucking fetch it yourself

[Free in Freeport]

Check out the tail on this hot bitch!

[Notta]

You aim for Davey; I've got Goliath in my sights.

[Mediancat]

When Seeing-Eye Dogs Go Above and Beyond the Call

Rob

[Laton]

tell you what, if you hit anything at this distance you can fucking fetch it yourself

Winner!

[Free in Freeport]

Matty's taking too long, so I'm jumping in


http://explainthisimage.com//content/707/resized/unxplained-photo-1227595928-5892.jpg (http://explainthisimage.com/unexplainable-photo/707-sarah-palin-at-home)

[ofro]

A rare case of potarorrhea.

[Lisa0315]

Carbs and Gravity...It is scientific.

The Potato Famine re-enactment was a hit despite the low costume budget.

[Mediancat]

Half woman, half hash brown, all delicious.

Rob

[Laton]

OK, but why the camouflage pants?

[Free in Freeport]

Carbs and Gravity...It is scientific.

The Potato Famine re-enactment was a hit despite the low costume budget.

Take it away!

[Lisa0315]

Carbs and Gravity...It is scientific.

The Potato Famine re-enactment was a hit despite the low costume budget.

Take it away!

Oh, cool! Which one won?

[Lisa0315]

For those who might not know, this is Eleanor Roosevelt and of course Frank Sinatra:

http://quotationsbook.com/assets/shared/img/6228/Eleanor_Roosevelt_Frank_Sinatra.jpg

[Matty]

Look Mr Sinatra, try not to make it so obvious but if you look across at the other table at just the right angle you can see Rita Hayworths panties.


Although the source was not one that would immediately spring to mind, Frank was most gratified to find someone at the party who had some coke.


heh, you are such a prude Mr Sinatra, you do it your way, i do it ANY way.

[Lisa0315]

Okay, Matty's competitors are going to have to IMPRESS me! All three of his are potential winners! :D

[Ray Moscow]

Yes, the president does look pretty good when he bends over.

[Oolon Colluphid]

Strangers in the night
Exchanging glances
Wondring in the night
What were the chances they'd be sharing love
Before the night was through...

[Oolon Colluphid]

http://quotationsbook.com/assets/shared/img/6228/Eleanor_Roosevelt_Frank_Sinatra.jpg

Sinatra, out of the corner of his mouth: "Not now, Don Carlo -- look who I'm with!"

[Ray Moscow]

Regrets, Frank had a few, but then again he never regretted Eleanor.

[Lisa0315]

Uh, oh. There IS competition. This is going to be a great one!

[Oolon Colluphid]

Oh, the shark has
Pretty teeth dear,
And he shows 'em,
Pearly white...

[Matty]

http://quotationsbook.com/assets/shared/img/6228/Eleanor_Roosevelt_Frank_Sinatra.jpg
As Elanor reached under the table, Frank was heard to sing under his breath, "Whoops there goes 'nother pair of rubber feel pants"

[Free in Freeport]

Look Mr Sinatra, try not to make it so obvious but if you look across at the other table at just the right angle you can see Rita Hayworths pantyhose full of potatoes.

Pardon the fungus growing on my shoulder.

Teddy is under the table, sucking their toes.

[Mediancat]

(Not a caption)

"Teddy" would be pretty damned impressive, considering that he died in 1919.

Rob

[Mediancat]

Eleanor Roosevelt through Nancy Reagan -- Ol' Blue Eyes did 'em all.

Rob

[Lisa0315]

How the hell am I supposed to decide? I am torn between several.

Matty: heh, you are such a prude Mr Sinatra, you do it your way, i do it ANY way.

Oolon: Strangers in the night
Exchanging glances
Wondring in the night
What were the chances they'd be sharing love
Before the night was through...

Flying B: Look Mr Sinatra, try not to make it so obvious but if you look across at the other table at just the right angle you can see Rita Hayworths pantyhose full of potatoes.


Mediancat: Eleanor Roosevelt through Nancy Reagan -- Ol' Blue Eyes did 'em all.

Okay, I am eliminating Flying B's because we just had a pantyhose full of potatoes one.

I am going to eliminate Oolon's because while it is very witty, it is not incorporating Eleanor as well.

So, it is down to the two M's which are similar...Okay, I have made my decision...definitely Matty's because it is from Eleanor's perspective and that is slightly more funny to me.

Good job everybody!

Have at it Matty!

[Matty]

heh cool.

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wtf_pics-death-of-a-clown.jpg

[Jobar]

Despite his anorexia, Gilbert's attempt to parachute from a high window using only 7 helium balloons was a tragic failure.


Outtake from 'Death of a Balloon Salesman'

Early designs for personal flotation devices proved less than successful.

[Matty]

at last the question of what happened to Brazilian priest Father Adelir de Carli, was satisfactorily answered

[Mediancat]

Inspector Gadget's "Go-Go-Gadget Balloon!" kicked in a few seconds too late.

Rob

[Free in Freeport]

Wow...I always suspected our souls leave our bodies when we die, but I didn't know they came in so many pretty colors!

Amid little fanfare, Siliconeman demonstrates his new waterproof line of clothing by laying down in a puddle without getting wet.

[Free in Freeport]

Look Ma, no hands!

[Laton]

Man, you choose the weirdest places to hold a party.

[Ray Moscow]

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wtf_pics-death-of-a-clown.jpg

The LAPD's new "balooning bullets" ammunition failed to improve their public image as much as hoped.

[Matty]

Ali Chuckles, Saudi Arabias first ever full time children's entertainer, should really have known better than to kick the party off with "Pin the beard on Mohammad"



Some good ones. Open season, first to post.

[Mediancat]

http://static.open.salon.com/files/coyote_freezer1236809871.jpg

Rob

[Laton]

Energy drinks! Beep-Beep now you road-running bastard.




(I'm guessing that's a coyote & not a wolf)

[frazier]

Wiley surreptitiously attempts to spike Road Runner's Gatorade.

"Let's see, I'll need something to wash the feathers down with."

"Acme Juice, Acme Juice -- where the heck's the Acme Juice?"

[Free in Freeport]

NOt an entry, a comment

AWWW!!! I think that's the fox that mysteriously got in the beverage case of a deli in Chicago. Poor thing.

[Matty]

it takes someone as sly as a fox to advertise these sugar solutions as healthy, however as luck would have it.........

[Oolon Colluphid]

(not a caption) I give up. Can't top Laton's first one :notworthy:

[Oolon Colluphid]

Oh okay:

After London and Paris, the series ran into budget difficulties, culminating in the critically panned An American Werewolf in Tescos.

[Mediancat]

(not a caption) I give up. Can't top Laton's first one :notworthy:

I concur.

Energy drinks! Beep-Beep now you road-running bastard. wins!

Laton: You got next.

Rob

[Laton]

This generated some interest in another thread:

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/Ash51a/lion1-1.jpg

[Oolon Colluphid]

The last known photo of Andy Johnson (1964-2002), known as the Steve Irwin of large carnivores.

[Ray Moscow]

Ordinarily foddling a lion's bollocks was not recommended, but Karen had had lots of practice.



The surviving gamekeepers resolved that, in the future, to be sure to tranquillise the lion before trying to castrate it.

[Mung Dynasty]

The surviving gamekeepers resolved that, in the future, to be sure to tranquillise the lion before trying to castrate it.Win. :D

[Mediancat]

John, stuck in the truck, could only yell, "No, you idiot! That's not a coin slot!"

Rob

[Matty]

first thought was.

here kitty. Its a beautiful animal, beautiful, and now i'm going to see how much i can piss it off by shoving my thumb up its butt

[Laton]

The surviving gamekeepers resolved that, in the future, to be sure to tranquillise the lion before trying to castrate it.Win. :D

Agreed. Your go Ray

[Ray Moscow]

Here ya go:

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/7664/drugaddledrushlimbaughp.jpg

[Mediancat]

Judy knew that, to make it big in conservative activism, she'd have to kiss some ass. She just wished it hadn't been this one.

Touched by an Asshole

Rob

[frazier]

"Uh uh uh ... No tongue!"

[Free in Freeport]

Eww. I'm too grossed out to think up a caption.

[Jobar]

Touched by an Asshole

:notworthy:

[Ray Moscow]

Touched by an Asshole

Rob

(Alas, not a very productive picture!)

Yes, Rob wins.

[Mediancat]

http://bblmedia.com/sports/bull_chasing.jpg

ROb

[ofro]

When Rush tried to kiss him, too, ....

[Ray Moscow]

Jose the skeptic should have read his daily horoscope, that predicted that Taurus would pursue him into Aquarius and gore his ass to death.

[Oolon Colluphid]

Unlike Jesus, the bull proved less buoyant.

[Matty]

Jose the skeptic should have read his daily horoscope, that predicted that Taurus would pursue him into Aquarius and gore his ass to death.

:D

"Why did i become a dock boy?" thought Pedro, "this shit never happened when i worked in the china shop"

[Jobar]

Unlike Jesus, the bull proved less buoyant.

:D

Riffing on that-

Jesus was unpleasantly surprised to find he was being pursued by Superbull, and walking on water wasn't going to let him escape.

[Matty]

Super-extreme-dangerous scrabble-battle of chewing big reptiles!
Happy luckiness for winning![/FONT]

i only just realised i missed this one a few rounds back but it just got me good n proper. the happy luckness for winning is fucking awesome. :D

[Matty]

http://bblmedia.com/sports/bull_chasing.jpg
With the opening of his 4star seafront restaurant in Seville, Chef Gordon Ramsey revealed his new tactic to deal with those who have the sheer gall to ask for their steak well done.

or a related.


"Hows THIS for "bloody rare", motherfucker"

[Ray Moscow]

Down south, a "bull market" is often far more hazardous than in the north.

[Free in Freeport]

Bull to man running:

Just call me Elsie. The bouy line was higher than I thought.

[Mediancat]

There are a lot of good ones here. Matty wins, either with ""Hows THIS for "bloody rare", motherfucker," or ""Why did i become a dock boy?" thought Pedro, "this shit never happened when i worked in the china shop."

Take it away --

Rob

[Matty]

heh. woot. Ffr guys n gals this site http://pictureisunrelated.com/ is a fucking goldmine for these sort of pics.

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wtf-pics-hide-the-corn.jpg

[Notta]

Nobody told me I'd have to bring home dinner every night! What the hell does he DO all day with that big blue ox of his?!?

[Ray Moscow]

Sally went a bit overboard with her new-found veggie sex toy obsession.

[Mediancat]

Is this not photoshopped, though?

Rob

[Free in Freeport]

Damn it Ray! I was going to post something with a similar theme.

Sarah Palin stocking up on toilet paper for the long winter. But first she'd have to eat the corn to get to the cob.

[Free in Freeport]

No NO NO!!! I said I wanted an 8' reel of PORN, you idiot bimbo!!

[Laton]

Christ, tomorrow he's asked for Pumpkin Pie!

[Jobar]

"Damn this is a lot of trouble, but that bitch in Accounting is going to get a world record corncobbing!"

[Ray Moscow]

The quiet introduction of GM foods into the American diet changed shopping habits in subtle ways.

[Matty]

Is this not photoshopped, though?

Rob

i dont think so. As far as i know that site is for genuine WTF pictures of a non edited nature.

My bad if it is.

Some good chuckles all round. I was gonna go the GM angle too but ya just beat me to it.

Open season. First to post.

[Lisa0315]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/05/01/health/mexpolice.480.jpg

[Oolon Colluphid]

"Ey, Pedro, ita saysa here that thesea masks turn blue ifa you're infected... oh."

[Ray Moscow]

El Mariachi III: This time, gripe hay!

[Tom Sawyer]

A blue mask after Easter? How gauche.

[Oolon Colluphid]

A blue mask after Easter? How gaucho.

FIFY.

[Matty]

Dude this is the horsey parade, you are still wearing your Smurf rimming Mask.

[Mediancat]

Just another town where you can't tell the crooks from the cops without a scorecard.

Rob

[Ray Moscow]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/05/01/health/mexpolice.480.jpg

ER: el version Mexicano

[Lisa0315]

"Ey, Pedro, ita saysa here that thesea masks turn blue ifa you're infected... oh."

Winner!

I don't have internet service at home at the moment, so I thought I should go ahead and turn this over to someone else before I forget...

Lisa

[Matty]

first day out with the crew, and as part of his initiation Pedro had yet to learn that blue face mask = scat loving homosexual in the vernacular of the Mexican underworld.

[Laton]

Man, these masks don't stop smells. Go down-wind if you're gonna do that.

[Lisa0315]

Since Oolon has not put up a new pic, then, open to anyone...

Lisa

[Mediancat]

http://www.thebikebook.com/crash_images/wang2.jpg

Rob

[frazier]

Gold Medalist in the 2008 Olympic "Land on the Cameraman" competition.

[Matty]

for the last Olympics China decided to save on the costs of using the many skeet or clay pigeons required for shooting events, by using freely available political dissidents instead. PULL.

[Laton]

for the last Olympics China decided to save on the costs of using the many skeet or clay pigeons required for shooting events, by using freely available political dissidents instead. PULL.

:rolling::rolling:

[Jobar]

Despite his great powers, Li Wo-Nan's first public appearance bombed so badly that he resolved to never again show them to the world.

[Mediancat]

Three good ones; frazier's Gold Medalist in the 2008 Olympic "Land on the Cameraman" competition. made me laugh the hardest. Take it away --

Rob

[frazier]

O shit! I never win anything!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2009-05/46797855.jpg

[frazier]

"... and she's buying a ... she's buying a ... crap how did that song go again?"

[Matty]

and the fish we used was like, this big, dude.

[Oolon Colluphid]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2009-05/46797855.jpg

"Aaaaaa...
Gaaaaaaa...
Do do do, push pineapple shake the tree..."

O shit! I never win anything!
^ that's not a bad caption :D

[Oolon Colluphid]

"It's been a long time since I rock and rolled..."

[Laton]

Dude, have you every really looked at your hand!

[Utu]

O shit! I never win anything!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2009-05/46797855.jpg
"[singing] If I were king of the fore-e-e-est / Not queen, not duke, not prince / My regal robes of the fore-e-e-est / Would be satin, not cotton, not chintz / I'd command each thing, whether fish or fowl / With a r-r-ruff and a r-r-ruff, and a royal growl - R-R-Ruff! / As I click my heels / All the trees would kneel / And the mountains bow / And the bulls kowtow / And the sparrow would take wing / If I, if I were ki-i-i-i-ng! / The rabbits would show respect to me / The chipmunks genuflect to me / Though my tail would lash / I would show compash / For every underling / If I, if I were king / Just ki-i-i-i-ing! "

[Lisa0315]

O shit! I never win anything!


"[singing] If I were king of the fore-e-e-est / Not queen, not duke, not prince / My regal robes of the fore-e-e-est / Would be satin, not cotton, not chintz / I'd command each thing, whether fish or fowl / With a r-r-ruff and a r-r-ruff, and a royal growl - R-R-Ruff! / As I click my heels / All the trees would kneel / And the mountains bow / And the bulls kowtow / And the sparrow would take wing / If I, if I were ki-i-i-i-ng! / The rabbits would show respect to me / The chipmunks genuflect to me / Though my tail would lash / I would show compash / For every underling / If I, if I were king / Just ki-i-i-i-ing! "

omg!!!! :notworthy:

[frazier]

"King of the Forest" was indeed good - but I'm going to give it to:

Dude, have you every really looked at your hand!

Because of the flashbacks.

[Laton]

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wtf-pics-boob-yak.jpg

[Utu]

:D I'm glad that joke came through. It was that or some joke about werewolves.

[Utu]

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wtf-pics-boob-yak.jpg
"Get the lead out! Don't worry, Octomom, your kids won't starve..."

[Oolon Colluphid]

"Ooh wow! A red cow!"

[Valheru]

Eli Lilly rolls out it's new triple-F prosthetic.

[Mediancat]

"Red Bull gives you breasts!"

Rob

[Matty]

awesome^^ all of them.


following the death of the artist formerly known as Jordan, fans in a small Tibetan village had a whip round to create a monument that truly symbolised all that she stood for


The symbolism of the juxtaposed milk producing units, and subtext commentary on the circle of life was totally lost on the Art Idol judges who restricted their critical comments simply to "Pwwwhhooaaaarrr"


Look, if that sill bitch can get a fortune for a messy bed, and that other wanker for half a goat, i'm sure we can swing a few quid with this bastard.

[Mediancat]

Just what you expect. A pair of big breasts come walking down the street, and all the boys flock around it.

Rob

[Valheru]

Testing of the Toro Rosso F1 team's new front spoiler design was proceeding smoothly.

[Matty]

the over literal Engrish translation of "Big tits give me the horn" was a source of much hilarity for much of the Western world.

[Valheru]

Feminists were up in arms over Red Bull's new marketing strategy.

[Valheru]

Thailand submits their entry for the annual Pirelli calendar.

[Laton]

Tie between Utu's:

"Get the lead out! Don't worry, Octomom, your kids won't starve..."

And Oolons: "Ooh wow! A red cow!"

First in with a pic.