Songs for Mammalogists

[Oolon Colluphid]

... or maybe zoologists, but let's start with mammals...

I'll kick off with:

Platypus 'N' Boots (Adam and the Ants)

Echidnas in America (Kim Wilde)

Mammary (from Lloyd-Webber's Felids)

Return to Placenta (Elvis)

Mole Over Beethoven

Opossum the Roof

Life on Marsupial?

Who Will Save Your Solenodon (Jewel)

Can the Canid (Suzi Quatro)

Remember You're a Wombat (written, iirc, by Mike Bat)

Show Me the Whale (Peter Frampton)

Cetacean on the Dock o' the Bay

Living Dolphin (Cliff)

The Long and Winding Rodent

Total Eclipse of the Artiodactyl

Bandicoot on the Run (Wings)

[David B]

All I want for Xmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kitten - HMHB

Fucking Hell - It's Fred Titmouse - HMHB

David

[Oolon Colluphid]

Hold the Lion (Toto)

Badger (Cream)

Knocking on Heaven's Dormouse (by Gnus 'n' Roses)

[Oolon Colluphid]

All I want for Xmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kitten - HMHB

Fucking Hell - It's Fred Titmouse - HMHB

David
Busy Little Meerkat Town

Architecture, Morality, Ted And Alpacas

[Oolon Colluphid]

Born the Placental Way (Springsteen)

[Jobar]

DOA, by Warm-Blood Rock

[Cath B]

While German Shepherds Watched

A Whale in a Manger

Oh Camel Ye Faithful

[Cath B]

O Little Town of Bat 'n' Lamb

Dingo Dong Merry Lion High

[Cath B]

Gin Gazelles, Gin Gazelles

[Cath B]

We Washoe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washoe_%28chimpanzee%29)a Merry Christmas

The Gower Washoe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gower_Wassail)

[Gooch's Dad]

What? No Muskrat Love?

[Cath B]

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

A Furry Tale of Gnu Yak

[Cath B]

We Three Kongs*

Three Kongs* from Persian Cats Afar (http://www.hymnsandcarolsofchristmas.com/Hymns_and_Carols/three_kings_from_persian_lands_a.htm)

*Donkey of course!

[Cath B]

I'm Dreaming of a Rat Christmas

[Cath B]

Gin Gazelles, Gin Gazelles

And the risqué version:-

Dingo Balls, Dingo Balls

[Cath B]

I Saw Three Chimps

[Jobar]

Plastic Cow by Yummy Fur-Bearing Animal

[Cath B]

"Hark the Hare!" Old Angels Sing

The El'phant King (http://www.hymnsandcarolsofchristmas.com/Hymns_and_Carols/infant_king.htm)

Good King Walrus Last Looked Out

The First Gnu-Elk

[Sensi]

I can't believe no one mentioned "Cat in the Cradle" or Cat in the Kettle" for that matter

[Politesse]

Apocrine Nips Now, by the Transplants.

[Rie]

"Everybody Loves Dead Bodies Sometimes" by Red Eye Movement

[Rie]

"No Hell, No Hell the Angels Sing" Trad.

[Oolon Colluphid]

Bunny Bunny Bunny (Abba)

[Arctish]

Smolt Gets In Your Eyes - The Platters

[Cath B]

Little Donkey

The Raccoon Carol

[Cath B]

Happy Chris Moose (Walrus Ova)

[rog]

Jump a hound - mouse of pain.

[Jobar]

Rocky Raccoon by The Beagles.

[Cath B]

All I Want for Chris Moose is a Beagle

[Cath B]

Christian's a Yak!

[Politesse]

Take Good Care of my Baby, shortly after a live birth of some kind

[Oolon Colluphid]

Ferret Cross the Mersey

Cat Out of Hell

Our Mouse (Madness)

Anteatermusic (Adam and the Ants)

Mole on the Hill (Beatles)

An Aardvark Day's Night

Brown Girl in the Wolverine (Boney M)

Stoat You Want Me Baby (Human League)

Distant Dromedaries (Jim Reeves)

Aye-Aye Don't Wanna Talk About It

Bushbaby Please Don't Goat (Them)

Ring-Tailed Lemur of Fire; I Walk the Lion; One Peccary Time (Johnny Cash)

I'm Your Mangabey (Wham)

Metal Kudu (T Rex)

Fur Elise (Beethoven)

Shrew's Out (Alice Cooper)

The Carnivore is Over (Seekers)

Hyayeana (Leopard Cohen)

Another Brick in the Walrus

Jaguar's Tango (Toto Coelo, iirc)

Tiger Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree

A Quite Short Goat and a Pink Dalmatian (Marty Robbins… hat tip to the inestimable Les Barker)

Elephant Sealed With a Kiss

[Silly Sausage]

Night Beaver - BeeGees.

Wallaby - Spice Girls

Foot Moose - Kenny Loggins

Dog on the Tyne - Lindisfarne

Betcha By Golly Whale - Prince

[rog]

Thanks for the mammaries - fall out boy.

[Arctish]

Little Lion Man

[rog]

"Hair I Go Again" Whitesnake

[Silly Sausage]

Its All Coming Back To Me Cow - Meatloaf

Life Is A Lemur And I Want My Money Back - Meatloaf

Heart Shaped Fox - Nirvana

Cat Bottomed Girls - Queen

[Cath B]

I Saw Mummy Kissing Panther Claws

[Berthold]

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en&v=HNnLnTfFJGM) :D